Quote Originally Posted by kainejuice?
IM ALREDY BLACK. I WAS BORN BLACK U ASSHOLE!! so u need to shut ur viagra-takin ass up, WHITE MAN!!! I DON THINK U AINT SEEN PUSSY EVA SINCE U WAS BORN IN ONE!!! (i tried u like a food sample) !!
Ummm....


Translation:

I like to eat animal crackers. Especially the elephants. Even though they all taste the same I pretend the elephants taste like elephant meat.


(sorry, I missed a few words in there so this translation was not 100%. I think I got close though)