LOL So Im driving in my subdivison and Im looking at my speedometer it saying 28. So Im like okay its 25 in my place so Im like whatever. SO I see my securtiy going the other way and busts a U and comes after me. She pulled me over. Basically I knew she was new because she just started like 3 weeks ago but anyways here's how the convo went and also she had another security officer donning his Gucci glasses LOL!!!!

Cop WannaBe Girl: Do You know why I pulled you over?
Me: Um not sure?
Girl: My radar said you were going 35?
Me: WHAT??!!!!
Me: Are you sure that it's calibrated like this year
Girl and the Guy: What's a calibration
Me: PFt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH in my head

That's all Im gonna say I could not believe they said. Oh man I was balling when I got home.