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    Default Food For Thought

    Food for thought......



    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled
    it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of
    the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds
    started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and
    next to the barbecue.

    Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the
    chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They
    would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of
    my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the
    feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and
    demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch
    anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I
    cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the
    patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no
    one demanding their rights to a free meal.

    Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized
    housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here
    to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
    Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments
    are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency
    room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because
    over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a
    bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English,

    and people waving flags other than "OldGlory"
    are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and
    free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird
    feeder.
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    bra-fucking-vo

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    Good analogy.

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    incredible...

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    oooooo lets deem thursdays "Taking Back Our Country Thursdays!" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    Good analogy.
    Very good analogy. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Food for thought......



    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled
    it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of
    the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds
    started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and
    next to the barbecue.

    Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the
    chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They
    would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of
    my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the
    feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and
    demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch
    anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I
    cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the
    patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no
    one demanding their rights to a free meal.

    Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized
    housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here
    to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
    Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments
    are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency
    room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because
    over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a
    bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English,

    and people waving flags other than "OldGlory"
    are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and
    free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird
    feeder.

    HELL YEAH BABY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Very good analogy. Later, QD.
    We should reword that. You know how brett's vision is. All he will see is

    "Very good analxxx"

    Then this thread will change topics.

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    I figured alot of you would love this one!! Very to the point.
    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    We should reword that. You know how brett's vision is. All he will see is

    "Very good analxxx"

    Then this thread will change topics.
    Lolol. Very true.

    Can't say "Very good comparison" because he will read "very good cum"

    Oh well. Nice find, Brett. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Very good analogy. Later, QD.
    definitely
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    Dang, that gave me chill bumps. Good find

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    this gave me an idea .


    Julio can we have a link to make everything in spanish, korean, russian, japanese, chinese, ect, ect on IA..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLow_POke
    this gave me an idea .


    Julio can we have a link to make everything in spanish, korean, russian, japanese, chinese, ect, ect on IA..
    Lolol. Notice my name. Later, QD.
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    Brett's just racise.....

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    WHITE POWER!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Lolol. Notice my name. Later, QD.

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muy bueno .mas 1(+1)

    edited:
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodgeŽ again.

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    Hah, I saw where this was going.

    Interesting.

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    hahaha very nice analogy. I had a customer come in and bitch about his bill then when he pulled out ATLEAST 20 credit cards in once portfolio thing I asked him how much gas would be when i got off LIRL.
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!


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