
Originally Posted by
mxglory258
Sugar wont do much. Mothballs FTW!
Take bolt cutters to that fuckin F250's shocks. If its a diesel. Dump a gallon of bleach in the tanks. It'll burn that thing up quicker than shit.
The jetta..well idk it disgraces itself lol. Pull all the lug nuts off all four wheels. They wont get hurt as soon at it moves it'll hit the ground. Deffinetely drain the oil's too.
Lastly post gay pride stickers across the back of both vehicles
Oh and put a big smiley face on the hoods of them all with bologna some night. By the time they get to it in the morning..the paint underneath will peel off with it hehe