I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 67, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song
& she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a
mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was
my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"