>THE STUTTERING CAT
>
>A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
>students. "Human beings are the only animals that
>stutter".
>A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat
>who stuttered", she volunteered.
>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
>stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
>incident.
>"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
>kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
>running start, and before we knew it he jumped over
>the fence into our yard!
>"That must've been scary", said the teacher."It
>sure was", said the little girl.
>"My kitty raised his back and went 'Fffff,Fffff,
>Fffff'...
>And before he could say FUCK, the Rottweiler ate
>him!