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  1. 05-10-2007, 09:18 AM #41
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    Stomach flu at Thanksgiving time.


    Good and funny story about how I developed my hatred for green olives and celery....



    So Im with my parents on thanksgiving, and my mom usually serves up snacks throughout the day like celery with cream cheese, etc. So im snacking and whatever, and about 3pm in the afternoon im laying on the couch. I feel kind of hot and I feel a fever coming on. Thinking , okay its just a little cold coming on, I dont think much. Then all of a sudden my stomach felt like it does when im on a rollercoaster. I crawl into the fetal position on the couch holding my stomach while watching TV. And most people know when youve got the stomach flu the sight of almost anything can make you barf. Well it just so happened they were talking about the Hosea Williams feed the hungry on tv and a bunch of turkey dinner crap was on. Well this triggered me wanting to barf. I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could and barfed up all the celery and green olives I had eaten that day. The smell was horrible!!!!! And to this day I cant eat another piece of celery or green olive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Stomach flu at Thanksgiving time.


    Good and funny story about how I developed my hatred for green olives and celery....



    So Im with my parents on thanksgiving, and my mom usually serves up snacks throughout the day like celery with cream cheese, etc. So im snacking and whatever, and about 3pm in the afternoon im laying on the couch. I feel kind of hot and I feel a fever coming on. Thinking , okay its just a little cold coming on, I dont think much. Then all of a sudden my stomach felt like it does when im on a rollercoaster. I crawl into the fetal position on the couch holding my stomach while watching TV. And most people know when youve got the stomach flu the sight of almost anything can make you barf. Well it just so happened they were talking about the Hosea Williams feed the hungry on tv and a bunch of turkey dinner crap was on. Well this triggered me wanting to barf. I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could and barfed up all the celery and green olives I had eaten that day. The smell was horrible!!!!! And to this day I cant eat another piece of celery or green olive.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Stomach flu at Thanksgiving time.


    Good and funny story about how I developed my hatred for green olives and celery....



    So Im with my parents on thanksgiving, and my mom usually serves up snacks throughout the day like celery with cream cheese, etc. So im snacking and whatever, and about 3pm in the afternoon im laying on the couch. I feel kind of hot and I feel a fever coming on. Thinking , okay its just a little cold coming on, I dont think much. Then all of a sudden my stomach felt like it does when im on a rollercoaster. I crawl into the fetal position on the couch holding my stomach while watching TV. And most people know when youve got the stomach flu the sight of almost anything can make you barf. Well it just so happened they were talking about the Hosea Williams feed the hungry on tv and a bunch of turkey dinner crap was on. Well this triggered me wanting to barf. I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could and barfed up all the celery and green olives I had eaten that day. The smell was horrible!!!!! And to this day I cant eat another piece of celery or green olive.
    Next time I see you, Imma throw some celery & green olives on your car.
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  4. 05-10-2007, 02:29 PM #44
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    i have had pneumonia 3 times..... i dont remember it being that bad really.

    But the worst i have had was mono. I used to run my hand on the hand rails at the mall a lot... then stupid me grabbed one of my guitar picks and put it in my mouth... bam i had mono. At first, i just thought i had a cold, but 3 weeks later i could barely move because i couldnt eat anything. Went to the doc and they did a blood test and it was positive for mono. I stayed in bed for almost an entire summer. Was teh total suckage..... i got own3d bad.
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  5. 05-10-2007, 02:30 PM #45
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    i hate you all
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  6. 05-10-2007, 02:35 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Bitch that walked up to me in the mall
    Can i buy a bag of chips to eat with your ass?
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    Nah bitch! fuck away from me!
    I think she tried to give me the "clap" i would have been ill for days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    I think she tried to give me the "clap" i would have been ill for days

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    Sounds like bullshititis to me....
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    Mono or appendisitis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Sounds like bullshititis to me....

    thats what she tried to give me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™

    thats what she tried to give me...

    Mahzel Mahzel, Good Things 2007™
    Nah that is what your story sounds like....
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    Double Pneumonia. Felt like I was breathing sand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Double Pneumonia. Felt like I was breathing sand.
    Yeah...
    thats always cool

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    Syphillis
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  14. 05-10-2007, 02:58 PM #54
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    SIDS
    ***Lotus Elise***

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
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    Sweeeeeeeet!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Sweeeeeeeet!!!
    yeah! like candi!

    i love it when its carmelized

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    SIDS
    its spelled

    A I D S

    silly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    yeah! like candi!

    i love it when its carmelized
    You sick fuck.

    Are you working??? Or did you also catch the "ImasayIamworkintogetthisbitchoffthephone flu??"
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    herpes

    it's only bad when you flare
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    herpes

    it's only bad when you flare
    Umm...U know that it is a virus with no cure right??? Umm yeah..Your girl lied to you homey...Kill her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    its spelled

    A I D S

    silly

    No SIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Umm...U know that it is a virus with no cure right??? Umm yeah..Your girl lied to you homey...Kill her...
    no fucking way

    *grabs AK and 45*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    No SIDS.

    well i feel bad for you homie
    i heard there's no cure for "Full Blown" AIDS, SIDS, DIDS, whatever you wanna call it

    Except for Clorox®
    i heard Clorox® clears that shit right on up!

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