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    Default WEIRD MORNING SURPRISE @ 5am

    so im sleeping and i get up for a cigarette. i walk outside and and im about halfway done with my unusually good for whatever reason Marlboro red when i hear a sound coming from the side of my house.. i couldnt see what was going on, but i did hear some screaming and wrestling noises so i was like.. OMG WTF!.. immediately i thought someone was breaking into my house or something while i was outside.. so i rush back in.. nothing.. few minutes later my neighbor knocks on my door angry as all hell "WTF is all that damn noise?" and i answered "dude... i dont know, i heard it too".. and he says "OH... sorry"... so we both decide to walk out to the side of my house with a light (which is like a grass alley between his house and mine and.... we find the following.



    a huge dead armadillo.. WTF??????

    seriously.. was it this thing making all the noise WTF? right?????


    we keep looking around and we find the shocking following:



    2 Ki's of YAYO (cocaine for the idiots) in a black plastic bag.... WEIRD.


    so my neighbor is like "WTF THIS MAKES NO SENSE"

    a few feet from the black plastic bag we find this:


    a fucking weird looking nike shoe which i put on a shelf in my garage... who made it?..where did it come from .. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!!!?




    anyway.. we thought this whole thing was REALLY weird, and i was about to rush back in to get my cell and call the authorities. my neighbor says "WAIT man.. i dont think thats coke", and i say "dude.. i know coke, thats coke, i just tasted it".. and he says "i think you're wrong... come in the house", so we go to his house and he slaps the bags on the table and brings out some weird little accessories and does the following:




    he takes a few lines, and finally admits "OK... its coke".... so i proceed to call the police and he says "WAIT NO!... i'll give you 100 bucks if you shut up about it" and i said OK.


    anyway.. thats my morning before work.
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    Lolol. Nothing wrong with a free $100. Later, QD.
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    i call BS..... i want to see a pic of you and the shoe and the armadillo
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    i call BS..... i want to see a pic of you and the shoe and the armadillo
    well, the armadillo is now in the garbage, my neighbor has the coke, and i have the shoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    i call BS..... i want to see a pic of you and the shoe and the armadillo
    All the pictures are from different websites. If he took those pictures they would be hosted on the same website.

    Pathetic attempt at being cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    All the pictures are from different websites. If he took those pictures they would be hosted on the same website.

    Pathetic attempt at being cool.
    "B" that comment just shows how much of a newbie you are. if you don't know who SpeedMonkey is you don't know shit! you'll soon meet him and i on some killsforum meet.
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    wtf ?!?!
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    LMMFGDAO at the homemade nye keyz lmao
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    a picture of you next to a garbage can, holding the show will suffice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    a picture of you next to a garbage can, holding the show will suffice
    im @ work, but sure i can do that when i get home. also there is another IA member here that lives in my neighborhood and they saw me and my neighbor this morning as he was leaving to work but i forgot what his name is on here, im sure he'll post soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    a picture of you next to a garbage can, holding the show will suffice
    balls he doesnt have

    it was used to construct those nye keyz
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    damn who would give away see yayo??

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    i like the shoe man... lol
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    i googled armadillo.. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3D1%26hl%3Den
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    i googled armadillo.. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3D1%26hl%3Den
    you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.


    Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®


    Later, QD.

    LMAOLMAO!! @ THIS THREAD AND QD. good story SM you almost had me till i looked at that fuckin shoe. lol then i knew you was lyin

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.
    actually.. i'm paki

    and I'm an Accountant not a push-start gas station owner..

    plus I don't like to ride camels.. i like to ride other things
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    actually.. i'm paki

    and I'm an Accountant not a push-start gas station owner..

    plus I don't like to ride camels.. i like to ride other things
    Paki indian, it doesnt matter you all smell like un-deodorized sweaty arm pit with the dashiest hint of fucking curry.

    so you're an accountant... for CHEVRON?


    ok.. you dont ride camels.... but whoever would let YOU ride anything must be as ugly as one if thats all he can get.


    ok peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    Paki indian, it doesnt matter you all smell like un-deodorized sweaty arm pit with the dashiest hint of fucking curry.

    so you're an accountant... for CHEVRON?


    ok.. you dont ride camels.... but whoever would let YOU ride anything must be as ugly as one if thats all he can get.


    ok peace.

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    I CALL COMPLETE BS.... WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    you could haev just right cilcked the images and seen their source.... but you're a dumb little indian arent you?... GO RUN A CHEVRON! and overcharge for icecream you camel rider.


    lol, best thing said. That the first thing I did, right click on the pic and view the source

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    wow, could of had about 35k if u sold em, BS or pic
    Its just a bodykit
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    i cant beleive it took all of you that long to realize.. this is all BULLSHIT

    and that i did NOT post this... who hacked me?
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    dang.
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    Most random use of a hack ever?
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    what size is the shoe?
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    and that much coke u could of sold way more then 100 bucks soo then u would of been dumb
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaystar
    and that much coke u could of sold way more then 100 bucks soo then u would of been dumb
    yes i WOULD have been dumb.. not would of

    and i would be even dumber if i still hadn't caught on to the fakeness of this thread.
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    this place reeks of uncleaned pussy.
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    Fuck too bad it's fake because we could of made alot of money off that cocaine.
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    This was the best fucken story I ever heard!
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    whatta waste

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    This story made my morning..
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    That was quite a story.
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    Hmmm, aint mad at that

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