in america, wanna-be-ghetto dumbass niggas like you get shot real quick...Originally Posted by kainejuice
btw your jokes are "lamer than FDR's legs"
repost... lol but still funny as hell lol... check out one of my first posts on this thread...
My bad. If I tried to read all of this stuff to make sure it wasnt already posted it would have been late this evening before I would have ever caught up.
This thread is moving faster than the clap through a whorehouse
Installed Nintendo system (Gamecube, 64, or Wii)
How many black eyes would his boyfriend get with him trying to play the Wii in that little ass car?
NONE!! and besides i aint got no b/f. i got 10,000 male frens plua tha ones on IA!Installed Nintendo system (Gamecube, 64, or Wii)
How many black eyes would his boyfriend get with him trying to play the Wii in that little ass car?
wow 10,000 male "frens" plus the ones on IA.
first, thats very gay. who wants to have so many guy friends anyway?
second, no one on ia is your friend.
because he has to have someones shoulder to cry on
This is Cumjuices "about me" section from his myspace page (some very intersting facts...lol)
"Wat up y'all. HA HA, B4 u add me, lemme tell u some shit bout me! I am Gary and I from Dallas (/Ft. Worth), TX (D-town, TX; 214 baby). I drive a 1997 Nissan Sentra GXE, Nismo Limited Edition, 15th Anniversary type, sedan (rare ass shit). My ride has a few hard-to-clean spots and dents. Anyway I love this car. I would not trade it for tha mutha ###### world. If addin' greater horsepower is very important to me, I would do an engine swap for a SE-R engine (SR20DE). Right now, I got big plans and a huge list on how to modify my ride. I sometimes call my car an Infiniti because it feel like I am rollin in one. I am such a god damn Nismo (NIssan MOtorsports) Guy and import junkie (any questions about a car , holla at me!). I am strivin' to be a pharmacist, a drug safety specialist, or a paramedic. I am into health so I think dat I can succeed in one of these damn careers. I am very carin, friendly, and outgoin! I like to hang out with my frens and chill. I always like to meet new god damn people. Even those dat live like more than 100 miles from me! Shit, I got tha Internet goin nutz! I hate raisins and grapes. I own AF1's, filas, k-swisses, tims, addidas, new balances, and reeboks. I love to collect hats and sell dem. I love to eat dill pickle chips. Im down wit Konsolekingz ATL (tha place fo REAL ASS GAMERZ!!!). Im all bout import tunin. I like doin crossword puzzles and god damn word searches. I like to be puttin togetha puzzles. I hate eatin lemon pizza. Im part of Team Kallusive. Im down wit NISMO (NISsan MOtorsports, in case yall dint kno wat NISMO stan fo)! I like to collect throwback jerseys. I hate psychology! I like to watch the price is right. I like to make mix CDs. I aint got no World of Warcraft on my damn computer! I like readin DUB mags. I like to play Megaman. I hate hataz. I hate spellin bees. Im on facebook. I dont do no drugs. I like to read import tuner mags. I think dat Jay-Z is tha best rapper in tha north! I like italian food. I like chocolate and vanilla! I love strawberries. I like to help tha disabled. lol I aint got a sound mixer. I be honorin frenship like kids be honorin their parents and employees to their employers (bosses). I have been to germany b4. I like german chocolates! I dont be smokin cigarettes or cigars. I like shoppin @ best buy! I hate classical music (so if u ask me if i like to be listenin to Tchiakovsky, or Mozart, then im gon say "HELL NAW"!). I hate workin @ fast food restaurants! Im down wit Student Travel Services. Im a real ass GAMER! I love shoppin @ wal-mart. I hate Bank of America. I have neva been in prison (and probly wont eva be). I love chicken! I love snickers. I hate K-mart! I love jalapenos! I love sparklin wine! I hate listenin to bluegrass (lame shit). I hate tha KKK. I hate skoool. I hate golf! I hate tennis! I love to travel (so if u eva want me to be ur travel buddy then holla @ me. I like goin to car shows (NOPI, HIN, DUB, shit like dat). I like Wachovia. I hate my current jobs. I like to be hustlin. I hate honda civics and tha folks dat be rollin in dem, lol JUS PLAYIN. I like tha movie Scarface (hence my page, lol). I like to do artwork and craftin. I like to eat out @ IHOP! I hate folks who think dat they tha shit! I value confidence over cockiness (in otha words i aint cocky). I hate stealin. I hate gays (so if u gay then dont holla @ me). I have ate a full rack of baby bak ribs all @ once b4, lol! Im down wit drug addicts. I hate papayas! I like to play croquet. Im tha shit @ chess (lemme kno if u wanna challenge me). I have ben in tha atlantic ocean b4! Im kinda moderate! I have read harry potter and tha goblet of fire b4 from tha title page to tha end (shit, i aint gon read dat book again, lol)! I love bowlin (so if u wanna do me in bowlin, then i'll meet u @ tha lanes! lol). Im a cool ass nigga. Im down wit GOD! I dont rap. I think dat colgate is betta than aquafresh. I hate tha winta time. I hate shoppin @ payless shoe source. Im down wit female bi's! I like playin poker (and strip poker lol). My favorite club is Wild Bills! I love to be goin to HOOTERS (naw i dont go there jus fo tha hooter gurls, lol). I go to strip clubs! m down wit nerds (naw i aint no nerd! lol)! I like checkers. I love to play hide-and-seek (im tha best hida and seeka! lol). So if u wanna kno more then just ###### ask! Anywayz if you wanna kno more about me or chat with me IM me-- my screenname is blackdudegman for AIM and Yahoo IM."
Wow dude! You are truely "GANGSTA"
damn BOY! U STILL AINT GOT OUTTA DAT "DUMBASS MODE"!!! i shuld ban ur lame ass!!! theres a huge ass difference between male frens and BOYFRENS!!! my suggestion: REPEAT KINDERGARTEN!!!
speak fo yosef nucka.
i jus got bak from doin my final ended op getin a A minus in de class and sh1t was a foken pain mothaffuka but now i'm free ready to roll out on a fake ass white boi wanna be racer
kaine iz my nigga we fin to kick it at ksu fo sho after finals maybe.
yo kaine if ne of deez wack azz white bois nigga ass gon step hit me up i got cho bak i will cap dem niggas in the jaw
i be like sup with it nigga got some white debo nigga ass shawty and den dat white boy be like sorry and i kick his ass in dah ear and be like ya hurdddd
word up son, let me kno if der wil be some trubble i'll grab my heater and gat and we'll roll on them foolz...fuckin online gangstars be pickin on niggaz of a kind fo no reason son, fuck off my boi kaine nigga just tryin to make it and yall holdin a brotha down mothafuckas
and when i leave let dem come together like butt cheeks gritts n gravy mothafuckas
nuck if you buck white bois
HAVE YALL HEARD OF THA WII'S CLASSIC CONTROLLERS (KINDA LIKE SNES CONTROLLERS) FUKTARDS AND LAMEASSES???
Yes, but you dont even have a wii. Im sure of it.
2.25" Crush Bend Exhaust
2.25" Honda Sankei Resonator
WTF??
kainejuice man your sentra is crazy, trade you my car + 10g's on top?
lol
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LMFAO@ wild bills
sounds like a fag strip joint
I might be there... dunno yet. I have 0 fwhp
Lmao at wild bills and "if your gay dont holla@me"
hey i wonder if he graduated from preschool. Seriously all those are so jumbled, half-finished, and damn hell garbled piece of crap that my head is killing me.
still gay to have that many guy "frens"
my suggestion: kill yourself.
BRAND NEW RELEASE ON NEWGAY CINEMAS!!!!!!
Second picture is from the movie poster of the movie. Later, QD.
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omg! @ brokeback kaine!
Anyone up for a game of mix it up drink it up?
You take 10 different chemicals from the garage and under the sink, and chug as fast as you can.
Anyone interested?
G-man is.
Kaine isn't gangsta enough. They don't do that in Powder Springs. Later, QD.
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They do "gangsta" word searches and put together puzzles...GET ON THEIR LEVEL!
I'm in...cuz i cant live to see these ricers own a nissan....
ill have you know that kainejuice's car is NOT rice whatsoever , that shit is pure utter JDM hotness.
^^ he catches on quick...sorta
very quick^^ he catches on quick...sorta
ive been catchin on fools! and im tellin half baked dat Krappy said Half baked's Nissan is a Piece Of Shit! lol wow. i guess i aint tha only person on IA dat got a "POS"! am i? lol^^ he catches on quick...sorta
and btw whoz POS is dis?
No. My car is a POS. It's not even on the same level as Nismo nuts here. It's not even a Nissan.
thats hot!
Yeah, too bad it's not mine......
Ummmm can I have the 4 dr si?
VAL FOR PRESIDENT
this thread doesn't have enough flair
Office space FTMFW
Office space FTMFWare you trying to say that you're at work? sorry if i don't get gay jokes
the new one? ew shits ugly. i like the 2 door.
AYE YALL CHEK DIS OUT:
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QUICKDODGE'S TOP FUKBUDDY!!! HIGH SCHOOL'S SOULMATE FO LIFE!!!! WILLIAM_JEFF'S "DREAM BOAT"! LOL YSLBTT'S ADMIREE!!
LOOK @ DAT DUMBASS!
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