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  1. 04-28-2007, 09:32 PM #1
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    Default Somewhat funny! Prolly a repost lol

    An elderly man and his lawyer walk into the IRS office for his audit.

    The Auditor quickly begins to explain - Sir, we've noticed you've been spending a staggering amount of money lately and for the past 10 years you haven't held a job.

    The man replies with - Well, I'm a gambler. I make my money in betting.

    Surprised, and skeptical the auditor doesn't believe him of course. The old fella says watch this. I'll be you 6 grand I can bite my own eye.

    There's no way replies the auditor You got it!! The man quickly pulls his glass eye out and bites down on it. Shocked and upset the auditor has nothing to say.

    The man quickly follows with: For another 6 grand I'll bet you I can bite my other eye.

    The auditor took this bet knowing fully that there's no way that this man has just walked in here with out problem with 2 glass eyes. He takes the bet. The man pulls out his dentures and clamps them down on his other eyeball! At this point the auditor is pissed. He had just lost 12 grand to this man.

    The man says one last bet. Double or nothing, I bet I can stand on one side of your desk, and piss across it into the garbag can without getting a drop on your desk. The auditor figures this man is old there's no way possible that he can do that. So he greatfully takes the bet. The man stands on the side of the desk and promptly begins to piss all over the top of the desk.

    The auditor gets happy has hell because he just made his money back. However his lawyer puts his hands to his face and just moans. The auditor asks the lawyer, sir whats wrong? He replies with "Well when we were walking in here he bet me 20 grand that he could piss on your desk and you'd be completely ecstatic about it!
    90% of teens say "oh shit" before a wreck. The other 10% are from Pennsylvania, they say " hold my beer and watch this shit."
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  2. 04-28-2007, 10:00 PM #2
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    Think I'm going to go ahead and lolol at that one. Funny shit and I've never heard it. Reps to you. Later, QD.
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  3. 04-28-2007, 10:18 PM #3
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    Thanks man! lol
    90% of teens say "oh shit" before a wreck. The other 10% are from Pennsylvania, they say " hold my beer and watch this shit."
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  4. 04-29-2007, 01:24 PM #4
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    That is like the joke in....Desperado? I think? I know Quentin Terintino said it.


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  5. 04-29-2007, 01:39 PM #5
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    I lolol'd
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  6. 04-29-2007, 01:40 PM #6
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    damn pretty funny there young grasshoppa

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  7. 04-29-2007, 01:47 PM #7
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    +1, that was pretty funny.
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  8. 04-29-2007, 01:49 PM #8
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    lol. i like that. +1

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  9. 04-29-2007, 04:16 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    +1, that was pretty funny.
    Kyle, you're at a +2 level now, homey. Later, QD.
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  10. 04-29-2007, 05:39 PM #10
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    +1, that was funny
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  11. 04-29-2007, 09:08 PM #11
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    herd something like it b4 but this ones better
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  12. 04-30-2007, 12:22 AM #12
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    Hear a bar version of it before...great joke though, hah. It's hard to see where it's going.

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