Im going to hell...

**Leisa** · 04-24-2007, 09:13 PM

Coming into the subdivision I am slowing going down the entrance, and this squirrel runs out in front of me... I freak out and slam on the brakes, and look back be hind me and its dead, laying on its back... I was like OMG, OMG,OMG....... I killed the poor thing, what if he has babies, a mama squirrel. etc... Yep... Im going to hell..

**phongt12** · 04-24-2007, 09:19 PM

chances are, there are still a few hundred of his buddies still alive lol. i'll only brake for the squirrel if it's safe, but most of the time you'll be better off just flooring it so you don't cause accidents.

**TIGERJC** · 04-24-2007, 09:22 PM

thats it, only 1 dead rat. You only go to hell if you kill over 20 of those things

. I refuse to brake for any animal. Is this your first kill?

**jmmx258** · 04-24-2007, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by phongt12

chances are, there are still a few hundred of his buddies still alive lol. i'll only brake for the squirrel if it's safe, but most of the time you'll be better off just flooring it so you don't cause accidents.

Most of the time if you floor it they run away quicker n/eways. lol

**Decker1.8t** · 04-24-2007, 09:23 PM

I lived in hell a few years back. It's not too bad ... nice and warm all year round.

**quickdodge®** · 04-24-2007, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Leisa

Yep... Im going to hell..

You didn't catch on to your destiny after getting hitched to Brett, aka, Satan? Later, QD.

**Frög** · 04-24-2007, 09:29 PM

10 points! high five..

i always miss them.. they are just too fast.. little bastards..

**phongt12** · 04-24-2007, 09:30 PM

I forgot to mention I almost hit two stray dogs on the road the other day. I could've scored two free points with the 4Runner, but I felt bad so I steered ALL the way to the left lane, and those dumb dogs still didn't move out of the way.

**Crazy Asian** · 04-24-2007, 09:31 PM

HAH I have a record of 30 kills ever since I moved down here. God I feel awful. EVerytime I see one to late. BUT for some reason I never ran over anything in Cali.

**NewGen33** · 04-24-2007, 09:33 PM

I hope no other cars were behind you. 1 down 564654564564856456 to go.

**Leisa** · 04-24-2007, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by TIGERJC

thats it, only 1 dead rat. You only go to hell if you kill over 20 of those things

. I refuse to brake for any animal. Is this your first kill?

yep, its my first kill

**VooDooXII** · 04-24-2007, 09:47 PM

It happens...poor thing. Best not worry about it though.

Be careful though. My friend swerved to avoid a raccoon, lost control and totaled his car. Insurance didn't cover him because he didn't hit the animal.

**Grnblur** · 04-24-2007, 09:47 PM

Shoot I got a possum last night I swirved and still caught him with the tires. and today I almost got two toddlers and a Dautson puppy. The kids chased the puppy into the street.

**Lizbiz101** · 04-24-2007, 10:00 PM

Wow....You would NOT last in Stockbridge........back here in the woods. If I got a dollar for every dead animal that was on the road I wouldn't have to work for a while.

**Kevykev** · 04-24-2007, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Leisa

, what if he has babies, a mama squirrel. etc... Yep... Im going to hell..

A mama Squirrel

hahahhaahhahaah

**VooDooXII** · 04-24-2007, 10:04 PM

I'm more worried about deer.

**twinj** · 04-24-2007, 10:45 PM

The squirrels know what they are doing. You ever seen that Geico comercial. Where the squirrels run out into the road when they see you comming. That shit crack me up everytime.

**SniperJoe** · 04-24-2007, 10:54 PM

Leisa, ask Brett to get you a sticker made of an outline of a squirrel with an X over it for the car.

**GIXXERDK** · 04-24-2007, 11:30 PM

I'll see you there

**Ltdnismorace** · 04-24-2007, 11:41 PM

just an FYI, squirrels are worth less than 10 points, they are only 5.

**Annihilation** · 04-24-2007, 11:52 PM

poor baby squirrels are going to grow up without a mom now!

you made them orphans, they will probably die off slow painful deaths thanks to you

**Frög** · 04-25-2007, 12:18 AM

if there is an animal in my way.. unless im sure and its completly safe to dodge it.. its dead..

**Annihilation** · 04-25-2007, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe

if there is an animal in my way.. unless im sure and its completly safe to dodge it.. its dead..

i usually aim for them, its kinda like hunting but funner.. .bc no joke odds are you hit it... it kinda feels like you're playing frogger but you're the computer.

**ironchef** · 04-25-2007, 12:27 AM

Darwinism baby, if the squirrel is too stupid to see that a 2 ton vehicle is coming at it at a rate of speed, then it deserves to die. I've killed a couple, and felt bad for like 2 minutes, then I was like well those squirrels were retarded anyway.

**koukis14** · 04-25-2007, 12:38 AM

I was pulling out of my driveway back in PA in my old automatic S13. I was...of course...doing a burnout. As the back tires....ok tire started to gain traction I looked in my side view mirror to see how I was doing. I then noticed a small creature dart out of a bush and get sucked into my spinning tire sending it into a smoking burnout again. I stopped and got out to see what happened and that fucker EXPLODED all over the road and my rear quarter panel.

**Hundo®** · 04-25-2007, 12:44 AM

there's a deep dark circle of hell reserved for squirrel killing people like you!

**Frög** · 04-25-2007, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by Annihilation

i usually aim for them, its kinda like hunting but funner.. .bc no joke odds are you hit it... it kinda feels like you're playing frogger but you're the computer.

lol me too..

**Jecht** · 04-25-2007, 08:05 AM

Okay here is the official scoring for hitting animals:
Squirrel - 5 points
Possum - 6 points
Cat - 8 points
Dog - 12 points
Bird - 15 points
Exotic pet of any kind - 20 points
Human - 30 points and possible jail time or death row (bonus round!)

**Mike Lowrey** · 04-25-2007, 08:14 AM

Hey Leisa!

I made you a new sig!

**"B"** · 04-25-2007, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

HAH I have a record of 30 kills ever since I moved down here. God I feel awful. EVerytime I see one to late. BUT for some reason I never ran over anything in Cali.

The smog in Cali kills everything before you get a chacne to run it over.

**william_jeff** · 04-25-2007, 09:17 AM

no not the gecko!!!!

**Leisa** · 04-25-2007, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by richw131

Hey Leisa!

I made you a new sig!

Gee.. thanks...

**Doppelgänger** · 04-25-2007, 09:32 AM

squirrels were only put here as moving targets...... now go take out another one!

**Crazy Asian** · 04-25-2007, 09:36 AM

Hmmm I saw a horse cross the road once how much points do i get if i hit that?

**Killer** · 04-25-2007, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe

10 points! high five..

i always miss them.. they are just too fast.. little bastards..

u can only distribute points if it's people...

i've got about 300 points racked up so far!

**Brett** · 04-25-2007, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Grnblur

Shoot I got a possum last night I swirved and still caught him with the tires. and today I almost got two toddlers and a Dautson puppy. The kids chased the puppy into the street.

You can take out the kids but PLEASE dont hit a puppy, They are to cute

**itsjustdee** · 04-25-2007, 09:59 AM

mm. yummy squirrel

deelicous. hahaha

**itsjustdee** · 04-25-2007, 10:00 AM

oops deelicious*

**thinkfast®** · 04-25-2007, 10:11 AM

this just in dee is gross

**Jecht** · 04-25-2007, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

Hmmm I saw a horse cross the road once how much points do i get if i hit that?

40 if you survive. It doesn't count if you hit the target and it lives though.

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