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  1. 04-24-2007, 11:40 AM #1
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    Default IA 101: The Collective Notes of an Observer

    its been a bit since i started posting here and there are very clear patterns that have developed. here are a few observations... feel free to add your own!

    e-Thuggery is funny. And yet its a very vital part of IA. Those who take things too seriously and talk shit on the interwebs crack me up. Please take time out of your day to laugh at them and egg them on.

    Quickdodge... well, you just dont fuck with QD.

    Reputation is like good pussy. Some beg desperately for it and get laughed at, and others just bask in it and smile to themselves. If you ask for it directly, you will never get it.

    Retards and the not-so-gifted apparently love to congregate on regional import forums for no apparent reason. Id name examples, but this post is limited to 20,000 characters.

    Halfbaked is HIV+. But then again so are half the other people on this board

    Rule of thumb:     If you're a noob and you're having car trouble, its most likely the VTEC fluid. Dont post. Nobody cares.

    Penis Length is apparently directly proportional to the power your car makes.

    Thinkfast is actually pretty cool in person. Unless you're Killer. And contrary to popular belief, he doesnt talk in all caps. Only types.

    Bitching about your speeding ticket is an open invitation to get flamed. But dont let that stop you; those threads tend to be entertaining

    Onebadbird     is just fucking stupid.

    Matt and Landon are haters
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    You forgot if you're in high school here you get no respect...at all.

    That makes you spoiled even if you drive a car you bought by working since you were 14.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    You forgot if you're in high school here you get no respect...at all.

    That makes you spoiled even if you drive a car you bought by working since you were 14.
    agreed, you need to observe a whole lot more.




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    there, i updated the list with a new one on the end
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    there, i updated the list with a new one on the end
    lololol.

    You hit that shit at prom?

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    does a bear shit in the woods?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    does a bear shit in the woods?
    Lets not change the subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap

    Matt and Landon are lovers

    Agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Agreed.
    Is that the sound of jealousy?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Lets not change the subject.
    omg lol




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    and o-snap, im friends with elizabeth on myspace so don't make me ask her if you fucked her or not prom night. So you better tell us the truth!




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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    its been a bit since i started posting here and there are very clear patterns that have developed. here are a few observations... feel free to add your own!

    e-Thuggery is funny. And yet its a very vital part of IA. Those who take things too seriously and talk shit on the interwebs crack me up. Please take time out of your day to laugh at them and egg them on.

    Quickdodge... well, you just dont fuck with QD.

    Reputation is like good pussy. Some beg desperately for it and get laughed at, and others just bask in it and smile to themselves. If you ask for it directly, you will never get it.

    Retards and the not-so-gifted apparently love to congregate on regional import forums for no apparent reason. Id name examples, but this post is limited to 20,000 characters.

    Halfbaked is HIV+. But then again so are half the other people on this board

    Rule of thumb:     If you're a noob and you're having car trouble, its most likely the VTEC fluid. Dont post. Nobody cares.

    Penis Length is apparently directly proportional to the power your car makes.

    Thinkfast is actually pretty cool in person. Unless you're Killer. And contrary to popular belief, he doesnt talk in all caps. Only types.

    Bitching about your speeding ticket is an open invitation to get flamed. But dont let that stop you; those threads tend to be entertaining

    Onebadbird     is just fucking stupid.

    Matt and Landon are haters
    but let me fix this one thing!

    Penis Length is determined by your REP'S! just ask "untouchable rep"
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    Thinkfast is actually pretty cool in person. Unless you're Killer. And contrary to popular belief, he doesnt talk in all caps. Only types.

    i've never met him in person.. so neither of us would know....
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    and o-snap, im friends with elizabeth on myspace so don't make me ask her if you fucked her or not prom night. So you better tell us the truth!
    EL EM EH OH.

    That reminds of this time this high school kid that knows a friend of mine told us he lost his virginity, but wouldn't tell us the girl because we'd make fun of him.

    Well Landon is drunk and sends out facebook messages to every girl in that kids school saying "Hey Harrison said he had sex with you...is that true?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    EL EM EH OH.

    That reminds of this time this high school kid that knows a friend of mine told us he lost his virginity, but wouldn't tell us the girl because we'd make fun of him.

    Well Landon is drunk and sends out facebook messages to every girl in that kids school saying "Hey Harrison said he had sex with you...is that true?!"
    needless to say he finally gave me the name of the girl he fucked. And a whole bunch of girls were mad at him.

    I can do the same to you.




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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    EL EM EH OH.

    That reminds of this time this high school kid that knows a friend of mine told us he lost his virginity, but wouldn't tell us the girl because we'd make fun of him.

    Well Landon is drunk and sends out facebook messages to every girl in that kids school saying "Hey Harrison said he had sex with you...is that true?!"

    lol... that reminds me of my best friend.. losing his in a tent..... i walked up and he wouldn't tell me who was in the tent with him! lol....


    i later saw her.. and i didn't blame him!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    and o-snap, im friends with elizabeth on myspace so don't make me ask her if you fucked her or not prom night. So you better tell us the truth!
    sure. bizarre how shes not on your friends list

    but ill be honest anyways - no i didnt, that was actually a shitty night in general. not good times, and no piece of ass at the end

    HOWEVER, this past weekends prom (campbell... went there for 2.5 years) was a much different story
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    EL EM EH OH.

    That reminds of this time this high school kid that knows a friend of mine told us he lost his virginity, but wouldn't tell us the girl because we'd make fun of him.

    Well Landon is drunk and sends out facebook messages to every girl in that kids school saying "Hey Harrison said he had sex with you...is that true?!"
    finish the fucking story......did you find the fat chick he fucked or would none of the chicks own up to fucking the tard?
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    EL EM EH OH.

    That reminds of this time this high school kid that knows a friend of mine told us he lost his virginity, but wouldn't tell us the girl because we'd make fun of him.

    Well Landon is drunk and sends out facebook messages to every girl in that kids school saying "Hey Harrison said he had sex with you...is that true?!"
    HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    finish the fucking story......did you find the fat chick he fucked or would none of the chicks own up to fucking the tard?
    No, he finally told us who it was because all these girls were getting pissed off at him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    but ill be honest anyways - no i didnt, that was actually a shitty night in general. not good times, and no piece of ass at the end

    So what you're saying is that Landon should message her asking why she didn't give it up?!


    PS: One of our roommates graduated McEachern in 05. We know people who know people.

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    you forgot to put that all girls on IA are sluts and attention whores and their noob threads will always get to 50+ pages.
    Val for president!

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    ALSO ADD THAT TRACY LIKES TO HORSEPLAY IN REAL LIFE

    OR WAS THAT FOREPLAY... HMM
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    wow, ive really fallen off, i didnt make the list

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    wow, ive really fallen off, i didnt make the list
    You're just not half the man this guy is:



    Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    its been a bit since i started posting here and there are very clear patterns that have developed. here are a few observations... feel free to add your own!

    e-Thuggery is funny. And yet its a very vital part of IA. Those who take things too seriously and talk shit on the interwebs crack me up. Please take time out of your day to laugh at them and egg them on.

    Quickdodge... well, you just dont fuck with QD.

    Reputation is like good pussy. Some beg desperately for it and get laughed at, and others just bask in it and smile to themselves. If you ask for it directly, you will never get it.

    Retards and the not-so-gifted apparently love to congregate on regional import forums for no apparent reason. Id name examples, but this post is limited to 20,000 characters.

    Halfbaked is HIV+. But then again so are half the other people on this board

    Rule of thumb: If you're a noob and you're having car trouble, its most likely the VTEC fluid. Dont post. Nobody cares.

    Penis Length is apparently directly proportional to the power your car makes.

    Thinkfast is actually pretty cool in person. Unless you're Killer. And contrary to popular belief, he doesnt talk in all caps. Only types.

    Bitching about your speeding ticket is an open invitation to get flamed. But dont let that stop you; those threads tend to be entertaining

    Onebadbird is just fucking stupid.

    Matt and Landon are haters

    Hey fucker, no comments about the best damn noob ever?
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Hey fucker, no comments about the best damn noob ever?
    Shit. You must have missed that post. It took place about 6 1/2 years ago. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    Chris you have no life...



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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Hey fucker, no comments about the best damn noob ever?
    u mean the ist noob ever..

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    Quote Originally Posted by scabtastic
    Chris you have no life...
    what the fuck else am i supposed to do at home with pink eye?
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    uh...sleep?...watch tv....put the body panels on your car?....uh...lift weights...lose your virginity....those are just to name a few. lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by cactusEG
    u mean the ist noob ever..

    Keep trying to ride my coat tail to fame. It just isn't going to happen for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Keep trying to ride my coat tail to fame. It just isn't going to happen for you.

    exactly what u did SUCK UP...
    Last edited by cactusEG; 04-25-2007 at 12:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cactusEG
    exactly what u did SCUK UP...
    I WOULDNT REALLY CALL B FAMOUS HOMEY.. HE'S GOT A WAYS TO GO
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I WOULDNT REALLY CALL B FAMOUS HOMEY.. HE'S GOT A WAYS TO GO
    yea thats what i told his ass.... im still uknown but i dont suck up to higher ppls on this site..

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    so osnap.. how much horsepower does your car make?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe
    so osnap.. how much horsepower does your car make?
    not much!



    there i did it.. what'd you think?
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