Kids say the Darnest things
Got from an email.
While in line at the bank one
> > afternoon, my toddler
> > decided
> > to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I
> > was finally able to
> > grab hold of her after receiving looks
> > of disgust and
> > annoyance from other
> > patrons. I told her that if she did not start
> > behaving "right now"
> > she would be punished. To my horror, she
> > looked me in the eye and
> > said in a voice just as threatening, "If
> > you don't let me go
> > right now, I will tell
> > Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee
> > last night!" The
> > silence was deafening after this enlightening
> > exchange. Even the
> > tellers stopped what they were doing. I
> > mustered up the last of my
> > dignity and walked out of the bank with my
> > daughter in tow. The
> > last
> > thing I heard when the door closed behind me,
> > were screams of
> > laughter.
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