Lol. that shit is funny...here's 2..i have a few that i have to remember

2 blonds are walking down the street, 1 blond spots a dog with 3 legs, and 1 eye, so the blonds says to teh other " hey, look at that dog with 1 eye"

the other blond covers one eye and says "where"

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a blond is walking on one side of a long river but not wide......as she is walking along side of the river, she spots another blond on teh opposite side...she yells over " HEY, I BET ITS A NICE VIEW OVER THERE, HOW DO YOU GET ON THE OTHER SIDE"
the other blond looks up and down the river and yells back " YEAH ITS A NICE VIEW, BUT YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE"