yo mama got no legs talking about how she running thangs
yo mama got no legs talking about how she running thangs
Yo mama''s so ugly, she scares away blind children.
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
yo mama so stupid, she stole a car and kept up payments
Originally Posted by Spyder Man
i know you love my swagger
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RIP My Homie Elliot Sloan
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Yo mama''s so fat, she stood on a scale and it said, "TO BE CONTINUED!"
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
old one
Mama is so fat, when she puts on a red shirt, all the kids scream" HEY, KOOL-AID!!!
Yo momma''s so fat she jumped into the sea and started the tsunami
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
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REDISS I already used it
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
yo mama so stupid, she went to see Dr.Dre for a pap smear
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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\my mistake
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yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
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Yo mama so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so fat that she can use Hwy 985 as a slip and slide.
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo Mama so stupidwhen she was on her way to an airport, and saw a sign sayin "airport left", she turned round and went home.
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo momma so old, she got a class photo with her and jesus
i know you love my swagger
OG Black Delegation member
RIP My Homie Elliot Sloan
Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Yo mama so ugly that when she stuck her head outside of her window she was arrested for mooning
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
yo momma so poor her son said this:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
i'll call her when my minutes are free
i know you love my swagger
OG Black Delegation member
RIP My Homie Elliot Sloan
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
your mom got one eye, one leg, they call the bitch IHOP
old one:
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
Most recent cars list is too long
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind
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Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Yo momma house so small I walked in the front door and out the back door at the same time.
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