Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
I think I'm finally running low on them
yo momma so fat that her favorite movie is The clumps..
Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What ya'll eating? I'll try it!"
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mamma so fat she has to carry Pesos in one pocket and Yen in the other.
Yo mamma so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each time zone.
Yo mamma so fat on her way to Wal-mart she tripped over K-mart and landed right on Target.
Yo mamma teeth so yellow, she got hired at the movie theater asking "you want butter on your popcorn?"
Yo mamma feet so big, she has to use 18 wheelers for roller skates.
Yo mamma so fat, she has to use epeletics having a siezure for a vibrator.
Yo mamma house so small, the welcome matt just says "WELL"
Yo mamma went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup.
Yo mamma so fat, she leaves stretch marks on spandex.
yo mamma pussy so nasty, she got more crabs than a seafood buffet.
Yo mamma pussy so big, she has to carry her diaphram in a pizza box.
Yo mamma so stupid, she got a 4 door Yugo and called it a WEGO.
Your mommas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter
Yo mama has playdo teeth :D
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Originally Posted by tracy
LMAO.
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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
No for real! I learned that one from the Pharsyde. Ya'll ever heard that song? Yo mama?
ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
your mama is so old her social security number is 6.
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Originally Posted by snatch
your momma so old...when i told her to act her own age she died...
Hey Atif, Arab dude joke......
Your mother is so ugly when she smiles her face hurts
your mother's so ugly the tears run down the back of her head
This thread has been Fun! LMAO
Yo mamma so fat...every time she farts the National Weather Service has to give it a name !!!
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Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
Damn. LOL
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Originally Posted by NzProjeKt
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpgTRACY!!! THE PHARCYDE IS STILL THE SHIAT!!!1