yo mama got no legs talking about how she running thangs
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yo mama got no legs talking about how she running thangs
Yo mama''s so ugly, she scares away blind children.
yo mama so stupid, she stole a car and kept up payments
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Originally Posted by Spyder Man
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama''s so fat, she stood on a scale and it said, "TO BE CONTINUED!"
old one
Mama is so fat, when she puts on a red shirt, all the kids scream" HEY, KOOL-AID!!!
Yo momma''s so fat she jumped into the sea and started the tsunami
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
REDISS I already used itQuote:
Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
yo mama so stupid, she went to see Dr.Dre for a pap smear
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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Originally Posted by Rican219
Points awarded to Rican219
yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so fat that she can use Hwy 985 as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo Mama so stupidwhen she was on her way to an airport, and saw a sign sayin "airport left", she turned round and went home.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old, she got a class photo with her and jesus
Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly that when she stuck her head outside of her window she was arrested for mooning
yo momma so poor her son said this:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
i'll call her when my minutes are free
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
your mom got one eye, one leg, they call the bitch IHOP
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind
Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma house so small I walked in the front door and out the back door at the same time.