there are some big mo-f'in dog out there.... someone was trying to give this one away... i got a email that was passed around:

Dog For Sale
*Read the ad before you look at the picture!! *


* FREE to an approved home. Excellent guard dog, loves other small dog
breeds. Answers to the name of Dolly.
Will eat anything, owner cannot afford to feed her anymore, as there are
no more kids, thieves, murderers, rapists, or molesters left in the
neighborhood. Your help will be appreciated...*