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  1. 04-18-2007, 09:51 AM #1
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    Default Joke Of The Day (I got ya Brett)

    A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.
    Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
    She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs!

    One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

    A guy sitting nearby looked at her and said, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"
    "Why, yes I am... How did you know?"
    He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock...


    If it's a repost, i'm sorry.....
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  2. 04-18-2007, 09:53 AM #2
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    this is quite a joke..
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  3. 04-18-2007, 09:59 AM #3
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    u would have a joke about a dr smith....
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  4. 04-18-2007, 10:01 AM #4
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    so racist i may say
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  5. 04-18-2007, 10:02 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    u would have a joke about a dr smith....

    Does she make you say the hickory dickory dock one?
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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  6. 04-18-2007, 10:03 AM #6
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    o shit doc
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  7. 04-18-2007, 10:08 AM #7
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  8. 04-18-2007, 10:09 AM #8
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    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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  9. 04-18-2007, 10:15 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    so racist i may say
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  10. 04-18-2007, 10:16 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    its ok im racist too
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  11. 04-18-2007, 10:16 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Does she make you say the hickory dickory dock one?
    yes while she's chanting scooby dooby doobies..... lol...
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  12. 04-18-2007, 10:21 AM #12
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    White people.....
    i never have to wish for anything bigger
    *crowd *oooooooooooooooooooooo

    i know you love my swagger
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  13. 04-18-2007, 11:24 AM #13
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    its ok Killer, your both white. its understanable.




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  14. 04-18-2007, 11:28 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    its ok Killer, your both white. its understanable.
    sarcasm buddy.. learn it
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  15. 04-18-2007, 11:32 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    White people.....
    i never have to wish for anything bigger
    *crowd *oooooooooooooooooooooo
    Not all white people. I didn't have to ask for anythign either. I may have a 2 inch dick, but at least it's mine damnit.
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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  16. 04-18-2007, 02:50 PM #16
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    I laughed lol
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  17. 04-18-2007, 02:53 PM #17
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    lol if only it were that easy!

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  18. 04-18-2007, 02:54 PM #18
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    lmfaaaooo
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