da shizniz

[Marta Mike]

so mayne lemme tell you niggas what went down. So lavante rolled over right....shiiiiiiiit you know how that nigga is straight poppin da colla, flossin and shit. So you know we straight chillin riiiiiight, burning one. So shiiiiit we chillin and shit right, so this lame as muh fucka jnizzle pull up. Shawty man this nigga was pushin a skyline. So you know that lame muh fucka aint never bout shit. so you know we grab the heat riiiight, and tell this mark to take us for a ride. Mayne we pulled the heat out half way down the street. Shawty, mayne shawty this nigga gonna shit on himself. We let that fool bounce after that shit mayne. Pussy ass muh fuckka

[Annihilation]

gee golly, you missed black history month by almost 2 months!

reps for effort though

[koukis14]

so mayne lemme tell you niggas what went down. So lavante rolled over right....shiiiiiiiit you know how that nigga is straight poppin da colla, flossin and shit. So you know we straight chillin riiiiiight, burning one. So shiiiiit we chillin and shit right, so this lame as muh fucka jnizzle pull up. Shawty man this nigga was pushin a skyline. Mayne we pulled the heat outSo you know that lame muh fucka aint never bout shit. so you know we grab the heat riiiight, and tell this mark to take us for a ride. half way down the street. Shawty, mayne shawty this nigga gonna shit on himself. We let that fool bounce after that shit mayne. Pussy ass muh fuckka

Translation

so mayne lemme tell you niggas what went down

Gather round gents for an enchanting story.

So lavante rolled over right....shiiiiiiiit you know how that nigga is straight poppin da colla, flossin and shit.

Lavante came over with the collar of his Oxford shirt unfolded, as it was the style of the time.

So you know we straight chillin riiiiiight, burning one. So shiiiiit we chillin and shit right, so this lame as muh fucka jnizzle pull up. Shawty man this nigga was pushin a skyline.

We were minding our own business, smoking a marijuana cigarette. When along comes a young lad named Jason(?) in his shiny new Datsun.

Mayne we pulled the heat outSo you know that lame muh fucka aint never bout shit. so you know we grab the heat riiiight, and tell this mark to take us for a ride

Though he had a fancy new automobile, we knew he was still not a proper gentleman. We politley ask him for a ride in his new horseless carraige taking along our new pistols should any scallywags come about.

half way down the street. Shawty, mayne shawty this nigga gonna shit on himself


Well let me tell you gents, the young man driving did not see our pistols at first, but when he did he defecated himself in a most ungentlemanly way.

We let that fool bounce after that shit mayne.

Seeing as how we did not have a spare set of slacks on our person, we had no choice but to let him drive his new auto all the way home in his own filth.

Pussy ass muh fuckka

Not a gentleman at all I say, not a gentleman at all.

[cactusEG]

oh my god philbert did that gentalman just say nigger ??

[BKgen®]

Translation

so mayne lemme tell you niggas what went down

Gather round gents for an enchanting story.

So lavante rolled over right....shiiiiiiiit you know how that nigga is straight poppin da colla, flossin and shit.

Lavante came over with the collar of his Oxford shirt unfolded, as it was the style of the time.

So you know we straight chillin riiiiiight, burning one. So shiiiiit we chillin and shit right, so this lame as muh fucka jnizzle pull up. Shawty man this nigga was pushin a skyline.

We were minding our own business, smoking a marijuana cigarette. When along comes a young lad named Jason(?) it his shiny new Datsun.

Mayne we pulled the heat outSo you know that lame muh fucka aint never bout shit. so you know we grab the heat riiiight, and tell this mark to take us for a ride

Though he had a fancy new automobile, we knew he was still not a proper gentleman. We politley ask him for a ride in his new horseless carraige taking along our new pistols should any scallywags come about.

half way down the street. Shawty, mayne shawty this nigga gonna shit on himself


Well let me tell you gents, the young man driving did not see our pistols at first, but when he did he defecated himself in a most ungentlemanly way.

We let that fool bounce after that shit mayne.

Seeing as how we did not have a spare set of slacks on our person, we had no choice but to let him drive his new auto all the way home in his own filth.

Pussy ass muh fuckka

Not a gentleman at all I say, not a gentleman at all.

i lol'd on the 1st line.

[koukis14]

oh my god philbert did that gentalman just say nigger ??

I believe he did. Nappy headed too.