My favorite is the rich housewives with no job that have a fucking Blackberry. I was talking to this dumb bitch at work, I was getting her information and she said her blackberry number was 770 blah blah blah and I said "I'm sorry what was you cell number again." She goes "It is not a cell phone it is a Blackberry." Like I give two fucks. She acted like I insulted her by implying she was poor or something.

Almost as funny as the people that get pissed when I call thier Jetta GLIs a Jetta. 99% of them say Its not a Jetta, its a GLI. I do it just to piss them off.