While my phones might have alot of shit, I get it for a reason. For example:

Bluetooth - so I don't have to enter the phone numbers in by hand when I get a new phone

qwerty keyboard - because I might wanna look up a website while I'm out, and don't wanna lug around a 7lb laptop

wifi - see above

music/video player - because it's so much easier to put some music on a memory card than to dock my mp3 player, bring up a program, sync it up, then undock it specifically so it doesn't fuck up somehow.