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  1. 04-11-2007, 10:35 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    or the win.
    in that dudes case it was...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    in that dudes case it was...
    Val for President

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    bwhahahah brian is teh slow at typing lol
    family guy ftw!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    bwhahahah brian is teh slow at typing lol
    family guy ftw!
    FUCK YOU TOO JM! lol

    i will rape everyones mother and then laugh about it and share the stories
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    I kinda thought that it would be alright since hes graduating school soon, and he was planning on coming down to get a new place with me. That was only a couple months. I guess he cant handle it. I'll find someone better I'm sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    I'll find someone better I'm sure.
    i can hook u up with a fat puke covered girl if u want.

    :idb:
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    what exhaust you doing?
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    ahhhh yeah distance and easiness go hand in hand sweetie. i did the long distance thing for a second, it almost never works... and i'm sure you will babe. but yeah he's far away and has access to easy ass.
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    if they gots big boobies send em up.
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    Me? Ewww! I dont go for puke covered people.......ever......or fat people....no offense
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Me? Ewww! I dont go for puke covered people.......ever......or fat people....no offense
    then you wouldn't want chad then...that dude is so big that he has his own gravitional pull
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Me? Ewww! I dont go for puke covered people.......ever......or fat people....no offense
    here ya go, i'll toss a 5 gallon bucked of puke on her for ya....

    http://www.filecabi.net/video/g-stringhoney.html
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    brian - shut up emo boy!

    yousef - your gay still

    chad - how much can i send a puke covered girl to yousef for? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    brian - shut up emo boy!
    i will kill you...
    Val for President

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    chad is fat lol don't let him fool you, fat people love fat people lol chad <3's big girls lol he doesn't care if it slows down his e.t's lol
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    Damn chad you falling for these puke covered girls.....you'd probably even pull off the road and roll down (and I mean ROLL, not click the switch) their window for them so your back seat wouldn't get fucked up.
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    So...ok...let me clear this up...I was there all night with them. I'm not in Georgia yet. So...when he said "I will BRB" he said it to my face, and then left me at home. lol

    So theres no way he just needed ass, I was there!
    Grr =(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    So...ok...let me clear this up...I was there all night with them. I'm not in Georgia yet. So...when he said "I will BRB" he said it to my face, and then left me at home. lol

    So theres no way he just needed ass, I was there!
    Grr =(
    so in his speak... ''i will BRB'' means the following:

    'fuck you...i'm bored you suck at life or in bed...HEY!...there is some fat ogre that is puking i can go bang...SCORE!!! GO ME!!! ME FTW!'
    Val RIP
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    my only rule in life
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    so in his speak... ''i will BRB'' means the following:

    'fuck you...i'm bored you suck at life or in bed...HEY!...there is some fat ogre that is puking i can go bang...SCORE!!! GO ME!!! ME FTW!'
    Val for President

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    So...ok...let me clear this up...I was there all night with them. I'm not in Georgia yet. So...when he said "I will BRB" he said it to my face, and then left me at home. lol

    So theres no way he just needed ass, I was there!
    Grr =(
    Val for President

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
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    bwhahahah neon's ftl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    bwhahahah neon's ftl!
    but mine is ftw
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    well babe, maybe the ass he needed wasn't yours not being mean just saying. he's bored with you and some girl is willing to give it up. or maybe he was just getting annoyed and she offered to help him out....????
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    i am not clicking any links in here.
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Go out there and get some strange ass!
    Val for President

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    *sigh* maybe she was my ex gf bwhahahahahahahahahahah

    fat dead lay ftl! bwhahahaha
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    Yea I know.

    Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Yea I know.

    Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol
    but not according to the drunken/tipsy actions of your 'boyfriend'....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Yea I know.

    Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol
    yeah well let me be the judge of that.
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Yea I know.

    Well, I'm definitely not bad in bed, just for your info.....not that it matters.....lol
    Proof is needed.
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    i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol
    HERPEVILLE!
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol
    you wouldnt know good from bad

    i do, ill take one for the team
    Val for President

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    i volunteer to see if she is bad in bed i'll take one for the IA team lol
    Thanks......lol
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    Holy crap...I walked away for like 10 minutes to sell an engine to someone in alpharhetta...and ya'll are like 6 pages up. WTF did I miss? Reps for cliff notes...
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Holy crap...I walked away for like 10 minutes to sell an engine to someone in alpharhetta...and ya'll are like 6 pages up. WTF did I miss? Reps for cliff notes...
    1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
    2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
    3. She found none.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
    2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
    3. She found leghumpers.
    fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
    2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
    3. She found none.
    the hell you say she has been enlightened.
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    1. Boyfriend fucked a fat chick, all night and didn't call
    2. She doesn't want to believe it and came to IA looking for anwsers
    3. She found none.
    I see step 4 in the near future:

    4. She realized IA was NOT the place to turn for advice.
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
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