Tuesday Funny!!!!!! One for the FELLAS

[TRINI4LIFE]

>A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
> One day, their passions overcame them and they took
>off for her house, where they made passionate love all
>afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell
>asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM. As the man threw on
>his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
>outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
>Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into
>his shoes and drove home.
>
>"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he
>entered the house.
>
>"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an
>affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all
>afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until
>eight o'clock."
>
>The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You
>lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

[Bishop]

lol

[B16a2 Civic]

Genius

[HEATON]

Hmmm sounds like a joke i saw on a pron site..lol

[SwiftGTiRacer]

at least he was honest.

Swifty

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol honesty is the best policy!

[chuck]

haha, clever

[99SI]

That reminds me of a time when me and a friend of mine had gotten stoned one afternoon. We used some visine and we had to go to his mom's work. We went into her office and sat down and I was giggling and so was he. She asked what we had been up to. My buddy looked straight at her and said," we've been behind Michael's house smoking weed all afternoon." I thought I was gonna shit in my pants when he said that, I know my eyes were as big as saucers. She laughed and said, " you're lying, your eyes aren't red. If yall had been smoking weed all afternoon your eyes would be all red and squinty." It was one of those classic moments that we still talk about to this day. The sheer horror I felt in my stomach when he said that was enough to kill my high, however, when she didn't believe it I didn't think I would ever stop laughing. Good joke btw.

[Kristi]

haha, that is pretty good