That reminds me of a time when me and a friend of mine had gotten stoned one afternoon. We used some visine and we had to go to his mom's work. We went into her office and sat down and I was giggling and so was he. She asked what we had been up to. My buddy looked straight at her and said," we've been behind Michael's house smoking weed all afternoon." I thought I was gonna shit in my pants when he said that, I know my eyes were as big as saucers. She laughed and said, " you're lying, your eyes aren't red. If yall had been smoking weed all afternoon your eyes would be all red and squinty." It was one of those classic moments that we still talk about to this day. The sheer horror I felt in my stomach when he said that was enough to kill my high, however, when she didn't believe it I didn't think I would ever stop laughing. Good joke btw.