This one time she had methanol on her porch for her car, and the apartment lady came by and was like "You can't have gasoline on your porch!" and Val was like "it isn't gasoline, it is methanol." Then she spouted out the chemical formula or whatever with all the elements for methanol and then what it was for gasoline explaining what it was.

The apartment lady was so confused. I think she ended up letting her keep it there.