Date Tomorrow Night, need help...

[BTLFED]

so you're going on a date not expecting to hit the sheets? what kind of man are you?

This man speaks the truth. Reps awarded.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Bring that hoe over here and i'll show her the time of her life.

[BTLFED]

Bring that hoe over here and i'll show her the time of her life.

Give her the Hatian Persuasion, homie! :idb:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Give her the Hatian Persuasion, homie! :idb:

You know how i roll son

Don't worry i'll have her back by 12:00 if i haven't kick her to the curb by then

[GSRteg®]

Damn thats fucked up AlliRae, but true LOL!

nvm i looked at your profile.. you could go to dave and busters... but you would have to get your mom to get you in

[BTLFED]

You know how i roll son

Don't worry i'll have her back by 12:00 if i haven't kick her to the curb by then

I hope for her sake she gives good head.

[GSRteg®]

Well like you said, if you dont like her that much then just hit dinner and a movie! Cheap and to the point....

i don't like her that much haha
got a cheaper solution?

i'll go to that place though when i'm planning on hitting the sheets for the first time lol

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I hope for her sake she gives good head.

And if she can't give good head.....

[BTLFED]

And if she can't give good head.....

It's not rape if you yell "suprise" first.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

It's not rape if you yell "suprise" first.

Lirl

[Halfwit]

shit i need to start hitting the high schools at about 3:30. get me a date rape or two.

[BTLFED]

shit i need to start hitting the high schools at about 3:30. get me a date rape or two.

Just make them a roofiecolata. Halfbaked can show you how.

[Halfwit]

sweet. i love me some highschool girls.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Highschool bitches FTW

[Halfwit]

yep. and easy too.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

TOO EASY

[Lucky DAWG]

this escelated fast lol

[Halfwit]

na phatboy, gotta pick the non too slutty ones....and like yall said, 2 beers and they be like "OMFFGG IM SOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNKZORSSSSS" and i be like :boobies: .

[Lucky DAWG]

lol i gave the girl her first whole beer down in PC
now she says she is in love with it

cough* bullshit cough*

you know they are pouring it down the sink when you aren't looking

[Halfwit]

u gotta tell um itll take all there stress away and theyll be happy..... then WHAMO sexorz.

[Lucky DAWG]

lol

c'mon
what would jesus do?
i bet he wouldn't be a poon like you

SLAP***

[B16a2 Civic]

Slip her some jimmy walkers, then the rest of the night is up to you, do what you want


If all else fails, when the date ends, go home and give yourself a Stranger

[Julio]

17 years old going on a date? wtf is that shit? When I was 17 it was about skins right away...No going out or nothing.. I come over your house when your rents at work and do it discovery channel style.

Your to young to be giving this to much thought.. @ 17 all you have to think is :

Put out or get out...No time to go out.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

[Lucky DAWG]

17 years old going on a date? wtf is that shit? When I was 17 it was about skins right away...No going out or nothing.. I come over your house when your rents at work and do it discovery channel style.

Your to young to be giving this to much thought.. @ 17 all you have to think is :

Put out or get out...No time to go out.

there are 2 options here

A ) you were bunkin up with ugly as hell chicks
B ) you have an STD

different day and age my friend

[RachelsStang]

lmao!! ya'll crack me up!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

there are 2 options here

A ) you were bunkin up with ugly as hell chicks
B ) you have an STD

different day and age my friend

Different day and age?

I'm going give you some valuable information you can use for the rest of your life.....

FUCK EM AND LEAVE THEM

[Lucky DAWG]

Different day and age?

I'm going give you some valuable information you can use for the rest of your life.....

FUCK EM AND LEAVE THEM

for some girls like on spring break, or an okay looking chick

but let me tell you, if you keep on doing that
you will have zero friends who are girls.

and you are going to be that guy who comes to every party with no girls and is a vulture off of the other girls

[Julio]

there are 2 options here

A ) you were bunkin up with ugly as hell chicks
B ) you have an STD

different day and age my friend

No.. at your age there is no options. stop trying to impress chics or act picky. At 17 there is no such thing as morals... bang them all.

[Julio]

for some girls like on spring break, or an okay looking chick

but let me tell you, if you keep on doing that
you will have zero friends who are girls.

and you are going to be that guy who comes to every party with no girls and is a vulture off of the other girls

No, that means you are a looser... a pimp will always be a pimp...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

for some girls like on spring break, or an okay looking chick

but let me tell you, if you keep on doing that
you will have zero friends who are girls.

and you are going to be that guy who comes to every party with no girls and is a vulture off of the other girls

Listen here kid girls aren't really meant to be friends because we have penis's and they have vagina's. The minute you fuck one of your "girl friends" 1 in 3 things will happen.....

1) You won't be friends anymore
2) Your friendship turns into a relationship
3) One of you start catching feelings which fucks up your previous friendship.

And just to let you know, I'm that guy at the party that walks in with 5 hoes which all help me get some more pussy. One day you will get your game up and be like phatboy

[Halfwit]

i jsut hide behind a bush and wait for a girl walking by herself.

but whatever works i guess.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

^^^ HAHAHA




This thread makes me realize more and more that i don't think i'll ever be married....

[Halfwit]

dont get married as long as there are highschools.....

[cactusEG]

take her to pink poney.. family fun for every one

[GSRteg®]

Im with him LOL

17 years old going on a date? wtf is that shit? When I was 17 it was about skins right away...No going out or nothing.. I come over your house when your rents at work and do it discovery channel style.

Your to young to be giving this to much thought.. @ 17 all you have to think is :

Put out or get out...No time to go out.

[skinnyga]

PINK PONY FTMFW

[GSRteg®]

I know right

take her to pink poney.. family fun for every one

[Lucky DAWG]

No, that means you are a looser... a pimp will always be a pimp...

having some kind of kill count of chicks is something you do in middle school, been there done that.

i have no one to impress, i would rather have a good loving gf then random chicks. By all means if there is no gf material around at a party or something, then i will definately just go around with whichever girl, so you have me on that level

i'm just more of a relationship guy then a random hookup guy, i used to be like that though... after a long relationship i'll prob feel the same way you do.

No gf - all i see is couples
gf - all i see is strippers

[Lucky DAWG]

Listen here kid girls aren't really meant to be friends because we have penis's and they have vagina's. The minute you fuck one of your "girl friends" 1 in 3 things will happen.....

1) You won't be friends anymore
2) Your friendship turns into a relationship
3) One of you start catching feelings which fucks up your previous friendship.

And just to let you know, I'm that guy at the party that walks in with 5 hoes which all help me get some more pussy. One day you will get your game up and be like phatboy

makes no sense, but okay