Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
I can only do the fast shit when I'm on a date and it sucks.

I want time to get everything out.

The worst thing ever is when you do it on a 1st date, and the girl totally knows you're taking a shit, so you come back and you're like "Damn there was some line in there." or some other corny line.
son thats why you handle business before you go