THIS ONE TIME I WAS ON THE THRONE, ALL MY LOWRIDER AND FHM MAGS WERE OUT OF REACH, I OPENED THE DRAWER AND I GOT STUCK READIN COSMO, MAN THEM WOMEN EDITORS GOT MEN ALL TWISTED DOG

IM LIKE WHAT MEN ARE YOU INTERVIEWING THAT SAY "IT TURNS ME ON WHEN SHE RUNS HER FINGERS THRU MY HAIR" THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY A HOMO AND REFERRING TO A MANS HAND CARESSING HIM

GROSS