I think everyone is actually just going to be really disappointed with this thread.

For once, if Ricky replies which I'm sure he will. Landon won't wake up until about 2pm or so. Then he'll have to stumble upon this thread and realize he made this last night while drunk and then have to think of a reply which will probably involve something like "get a green card you spic" and Ricky will reply with "Tell your mom to have limes ready because me and my homeboys want coronas after we ravage her asshole."

So there guys, I just summed up what this thread will say.