Pay a friend, and go out of town for a weekend. Then its infact not you. However when you leave, set up a few webcams, and kindly ask them to watch your houseOriginally Posted by speedminded
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Pay a friend, and go out of town for a weekend. Then its infact not you. However when you leave, set up a few webcams, and kindly ask them to watch your houseOriginally Posted by speedminded
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lol these are great, speedminded FTW
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We all need to have a meet there.. thats the best one so far. Fill the sides of the streets with loud ass cars. And around 10pm everyone go out and see who can redline first.
When I got my supra our neighbors used to bitch because it was so loud. I backed into his front yard while backing out of my drive way and just spun all over the place. I got pics of his yard somewhere.![]()
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Take a shit in their air vents.
If you're selling your home, you don't wanna do anything that might disrupt it or lower the value of your property since it's next door.
If you're just moving, do whatever it takes.
I am definitely down for a meet in the cul-de-sac. I say we do burnouts on their lawnWe might wanna cut their telephone wire first though so no cops show up quickly.
Salt their yard, gardens, trees, all of it.
thats what makes the salt idea good if you can time it before it rains... or do it when its raining.Originally Posted by speedminded
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Or put a big bag of weed on their back porch and call the police and say you suspect drug dealing.
what would also be funny is to fill all the door lock holes with super glue or liquid nails
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find the water line running into the house , usually in the front yard, and turn off the water to the house. Then fill it with concrete.
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Owned fo sho!Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
if their car is outside just pour a pound ( or more ) of sugar in the gas tank. that'll get their ass
chicken liver juice will make a car smell horrible forever
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
you could always go over and rip their valve stems out
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Just drop a few moth balls in. Far more effective.Originally Posted by d1esel12
If they're driving some sort of diesel....Then use bleach
Why dont you call the cops on the neighbors?? better yet, report all the crimes silently 2 the department.
HOOKAH?! WTF..YOU MEAN HOOKER! :boobies:
aircraft paint remover + super soaker
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
it wont work for over 2 minutes, it will fuck the compression of the gun almost instantlyOriginally Posted by Wurm
problem is they live right across from me and the street slopes towards my driveway which is downhill... they have french drains in the curb and all runoff goes into my yard.Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
im diggin the liguid nails and the concrete thing, and the fish. i could leave it outside in the heat for a few days ahead of time
i'll start watching their daily habits
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cops dont really care here.. country town.Originally Posted by Eurostunna07
i've seen my neighbor sitting in the woods in front of his house watching me, if i can get pics i'll call.
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if they have a satellite turn it to point down
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Take a few pictures of your neighbors and post them on craigslist in the personals sections with their phone number.
What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
Do they have like a family w/ children? LOL make some hash brownies...haha right before you leave go up to them and give it them as a "going away" present lol. Or you can add some laxative to it. That'll do the trick too.
You can always egg their house. When you are packing the stuff in your house, play really loud music the whole day. Heck, have a party at your house that night with all the people on IA revving on an open pipe...Personally, I would just take a shit right on their front door, and get your dog to help out too.
i vote for going away party![]()
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ill go run over the garden of plants and shit in the front yard for u...
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just have a lot pf people on IA ride by and rev up for a while constantly or while there asleep jack ther car up and put a cherry bomb on the end
You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
while they sleep use round up on the garden
You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
If you KNOW it's them... I would straight up confront the dude (verbally)... All this spiteful stuff is really nothing but being a pussy, and if you do anything they will probably figure out it's you and retaliate.
If i KNEW someone shot my dog with a BB gun... I would knock on the door... wait for the husband to come out... and lay one right on his chin.
Later on you can feel free to explain why you did such a thing, but that's optional.
HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!!!! lol.. yeah do that..Originally Posted by TheGodfather
there i did it.. what'd you think?
the guy is a total dick. confronting him verbally wouldnt do shit. it would take an ass beating of massive proportions to get the point across.... hmmm
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a bottle of vinegar poured along the air intake vent at the windshield is a great way to get someone.
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hehe, and they wont stop. i had tarps over some parts in my driveway and over the bed of my truck.. i was holding them down with bricks... wind cant rip that shit off... they came over and pulled the tarps off like 4 times yesterday, only when i wasnt home.
i really hope to catch them in my driveway![]()
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Seriously, break down there fucking door.
oh its all building up to one massive beating. when i move my neighbors will have mysteriously died
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lol, I may not know you personally, but I will help. (mess shit up, not kill)![]()
that works, lol
maybe just maim then,
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You could also try this:
http://www.king5.com/topstories/stor....34e92f1d.html
What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
Break into there house on day, and break every single light bulb in there house while it is still plugged in.
It'll be a super bitch to remove and they won't have any light.
No fill them with gasoline with a syringe...No just kidding. What you should do is have the mods delete this thread so nothing can get back to you.Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Fill all the door locks with JB weld, I am talking house, cars, everything. A thin line of axle grease on the winsheild wipers of thier car(s).
Drill holes in the back of thier down spouting drains so it runs dowm into the foundation.
Order takeout to thier house as much as you can from random pay phones where they can not be seen by security cameras.
It is getting warm, start collecting bugs.....ALOT of bugs and break a window with a big glass jar of bugs.
Jet a ski mask, some rubber gloves, a door knob, and a pair of tube socks. I think you can put this one together.