my neighbors are at it again *rant*

[speedminded]

they are way past shit in a bag.... now black podwer in a bag... light it on fire, stomp on it = no more leg

won't work, it'll just burn unless it's in a sealed container

when I lived in an apartment my neighbors used to be dicks till they saw me coming back from the range one night with an ak-47 slung on my shoulder. Never had any problems after that. A simple way to ruin their day is take some limburger cheese and smear a bunch of it all over their exhaust manifold. It makes for a miserable week and burns off any evidence.

Here are a couple i know of.

This one is easy, i did it to my parents when they kicked me out of the house for no reason once.Go to the a/c units outside the house. There should be power/fuse boxes near them. Open them and take the fuses out. They'll never think to check that and call someone out that'll charge them $$$$$$$ to diagnose the system.

Go to Home Depot/Lowes/Wal-Mart and buy a few bags of roadsalt....the 50lb bags. Once it gets late, 2-4am, go dump the bags in a pile on the front yard and spread the pile around as much as possible. About a 1-2" layer is good. For best results, do while raining or right before it rains. Great thing if they have automatic sprinklers too. What happens is the salt kills the grass. But it gets better. Once the salt gets into the soil, the grass will not grow back until it is all out of the soil.....which takes a VERY long time...months to years. Unless they pay to have someone remove all the top soil from the entire yard. Oh, where ever any run off water goes, it will kill all those plants too.

Seafood is a great tool for making people miserable: put cheap unpeeled frozen shrimp all around their house, under the siding, in the gutters, everywhere! .....if they have the big A/C unit next to the house just throw shrimp down in it. The smell will be unbearable within a day and last for weeks