my neighbors are at it again *rant*

[Infinite]

so maybe some of you have seen my past threads about the shit my neighbors have done...

trying to poison my dgos
posioned all of the koi in my pond'
call the cops about my car when it doesnt even run
putting a dying rabbit at the end of my driveway

and the latest round of shit..
we went out of town saturday morning and i noticed one of my hound dogs had a sore on his side... i figured he just got it running through the woods or something.

got back yesterday night to notice that it was swollen and pretty nasty.. cleaned it out and guess what popped out. a fucking bb. so now my bitch neighbors are shooting at my dogs.
this shit is rediculous, all of my other neighbors have told me that they are out to get me because of my car.

i just made a 3lb "bomb" of sorts out of numerous fireworks, fertilizer and diesel fuel. or maybe ill just go take the 50lb bag of fertilizer i just bought, shove it full of diesel fuel and sit it on their front door step. im so sick of this shit.

we are moving but we dont have a set date yet, i cant wait to get out of here

[Sunkenkarma]

You have got to do something about that the day you move, Oh and with the fertilizer....dont forget the mailbox and in their cars ^_^

[sirkus]

Are they old? Or rednecks?

[Echonova]

Fuck that, confront the bastards now.

[Infinite]

old pissy german/english couple.
they walk their collies in boots and shit. and when it rains they get their own umbrellas and rain slickers.
they always piss and moan that my car is too loud or i drive too fast (when the way my street is laid out its physically impossible to go over 25mph)

[The Youngn]

thats some fucked up shit...have you called cops on them??

[TheGodfather]

shit in a bag on fire on the front door man.

never fails.

[AgentEasy]

shit in a bag on fire on the front door man.

never fails.

HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!!!! lol.. yeah do that..

[Infinite]

cops need proof, i've seen them with a bb gun shooting squirrels and shit, but its not what you know, its what you can prove.

they are way past shit in a bag.... now black podwer in a bag... light it on fire, stomp on it = no more leg

[speedminded]

they are way past shit in a bag.... now black podwer in a bag... light it on fire, stomp on it = no more leg

won't work, it'll just burn unless it's in a sealed container

[Echonova]

Break into their house and piss in their Metamucial.

[Infinite]

tempting, i'm trying to plot something really evil yet i wont get in trouble for, lol

[Stormhammer]

haha, go put that fertilzer bomb, bury it in the backyard, make a trail to the front yard of gasonline, light it, and RUN

[Echonova]

If they have a white car, take the funny papers, lay it on the car...add water. The next morning when they take it off..... little image transfer going on.

[Echonova]

Or take concentrated weed killer and write FUCK YOU in the grass. Day after day the message gets clearer.

[bigdare23]

you are about to move so be the better man!






































NOT!

[devinwebb907]

as of right now, you are their bitch.

change that.

[Infinite]

im working on it... the weed killer thing would be awesome... if they had grass in their front yard, thye have the english garden thing going so i couldnt really write a message, i could however kill every plant in their yard.

their is one strip of grass on the street that is theirs. i may try the powdered milk trick

[devinwebb907]

try the knock on the door and say, disrespect me or my shit again and <insert threat, or dont say anything?> then walk off.

[Infinite]

heh, thats an idea. i could just walk up with the 9mm and be like "if you come to my house and fuck with my property... *holds up gun* well you be creative" and walk off

[Echonova]

heh, thats an idea. i could just walk up with the 9mm and be like "if you come to my house and fuck with my property... *holds up gun* well you be creative" and walk off

Nah, to be really evil you need to be more subtle, plus you could end up in the pokey for making threats.

[RandomGuy]

lol i say no on the bomb idea hahaha you're looking at pretty heavy consequences for doing that

LIKE MADDDD felonies and even more if you're brown


but yeah just do annoying shit like superglue/weld their mailbox shut and etc


one thing that you can do thats rather safe(for you), easy, and effective and if it doesn't injure them it'd leave a permanent psychological scar is just take off all of their lugnuts from their wheels on all of the cars in their driveway in the middle of the night and baaam if it doesnt come off right away it'd come off as they're moving...

[Echonova]

Your last day there we should have an IA meet in your yard, and invite the ricers from the V.

[Infinite]

hehe, i like the way you think

[Echonova]

hehe, i like the way you think

240's UNITE!!!! gotta stick together.

[Infinite]

werd, plus i have a nice little cul-de-sac at the end of the street
open dp sr20's at WOT will do the trick nicely

[EssAreTwenTee]

when I lived in an apartment my neighbors used to be dicks till they saw me coming back from the range one night with an ak-47 slung on my shoulder. Never had any problems after that. A simple way to ruin their day is take some limburger cheese and smear a bunch of it all over their exhaust manifold. It makes for a miserable week and burns off any evidence.

[Nismo]

You know what you need to do to really fuck their day over. Go out late (after 12) at night way after they are asleep, and on the side of their house should be a huge level that controls the power, just flip it off wait about 3 hours then flip it back on with some gloves on, go back inside, and go to sleep. All their clocks should have reset back to 12:00 so they are now off by 3 hours. Will totally fuck up an appointments they have for the day. Then the next day just flip the power off and leave it off.

[Doppelgänger]

Here are a couple i know of.

This one is easy, i did it to my parents when they kicked me out of the house for no reason once.Go to the a/c units outside the house. There should be power/fuse boxes near them. Open them and take the fuses out. They'll never think to check that and call someone out that'll charge them $$$$$$$ to diagnose the system.

Go to Home Depot/Lowes/Wal-Mart and buy a few bags of roadsalt....the 50lb bags. Once it gets late, 2-4am, go dump the bags in a pile on the front yard and spread the pile around as much as possible. About a 1-2" layer is good. For best results, do while raining or right before it rains. Great thing if they have automatic sprinklers too. What happens is the salt kills the grass. But it gets better. Once the salt gets into the soil, the grass will not grow back until it is all out of the soil.....which takes a VERY long time...months to years. Unless they pay to have someone remove all the top soil from the entire yard. Oh, where ever any run off water goes, it will kill all those plants too.

[speedminded]

they are way past shit in a bag.... now black podwer in a bag... light it on fire, stomp on it = no more leg

won't work, it'll just burn unless it's in a sealed container

when I lived in an apartment my neighbors used to be dicks till they saw me coming back from the range one night with an ak-47 slung on my shoulder. Never had any problems after that. A simple way to ruin their day is take some limburger cheese and smear a bunch of it all over their exhaust manifold. It makes for a miserable week and burns off any evidence.

Here are a couple i know of.

This one is easy, i did it to my parents when they kicked me out of the house for no reason once.Go to the a/c units outside the house. There should be power/fuse boxes near them. Open them and take the fuses out. They'll never think to check that and call someone out that'll charge them $$$$$$$ to diagnose the system.

Go to Home Depot/Lowes/Wal-Mart and buy a few bags of roadsalt....the 50lb bags. Once it gets late, 2-4am, go dump the bags in a pile on the front yard and spread the pile around as much as possible. About a 1-2" layer is good. For best results, do while raining or right before it rains. Great thing if they have automatic sprinklers too. What happens is the salt kills the grass. But it gets better. Once the salt gets into the soil, the grass will not grow back until it is all out of the soil.....which takes a VERY long time...months to years. Unless they pay to have someone remove all the top soil from the entire yard. Oh, where ever any run off water goes, it will kill all those plants too.

Seafood is a great tool for making people miserable: put cheap unpeeled frozen shrimp all around their house, under the siding, in the gutters, everywhere! .....if they have the big A/C unit next to the house just throw shrimp down in it. The smell will be unbearable within a day and last for weeks

[itsjustdee]

THAT SHIT IS CRAZY. JUST HAVE YOUSEF BOMB THEM FOR YOU. LOL

[Sol-Badguy]

It gets to another thing when they hurt your dog for no good reason. It didn't do anything.

Make them pay.

[HachiDori]

Dude, im so down for fucking someones yard up. i havent done shit like that in years. Seriously. lol

If they would've done that to my dog, man someone would have a .22 or 9 in their face.

[Seymour222]

Make some banana napalm. Squished up banana, gasoline, and styrofoam.

[81911SC]

Just kick down there fucking door, and go back to your house.

[Nismo]

^ hahahah

[Hulud]

dont be a fucking idiot

[Dudeman]

if they leave their car windows open pour some fish broth onto the carpet, my dad accidentally did it in his car and the smell never got out.

[speedminded]

if they leave their car windows open pour some fish broth onto the carpet, my dad accidentally did it in his car and the smell never got out.

hrmmm, that's a good idea too....go to wal-mart/home depot and get a $10-15 pump sprayer. Then to an asian market for random fish oils, shrimp broil, etc. Gotta figure out how to make a concentrate with blended seafood then strain it so it can go through the sprayer. Spray down all the entrances/doors, walkways, driveway, etc.

[jmmx258]

Get some bologna and cut it into strips and lay it on the hood of their car reading "Stop fucking with my shit assholes"