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  1. 04-02-2007, 02:11 PM #1
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    Excuses received from high school parents in regards to their absence.






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    · Dear school: Pleas exkuse John for being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33.

    · Chris have an acre in his side.

    · Mary could not come to school because she was bother by very close veins.

    · John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    · I kape Billie home because she had to Christmas shopping because I didn't no what size she wear.

    · John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

    · Please excuse Gloria, She been sick and under the doctor.

    · My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

    · Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gang over.

    · Please excuse Blanch from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

    · Please excuse Joyce from jim today. She is administrating.

    · Please excuse Joey Friday, he had loose vowels.

    · Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hurt in the growing part.

    · My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines.

    · Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps [cramps].

    · Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour trout [sore throat].

    · Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday because he had the fuel [flu].

    · Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

    · Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

    · Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

    · Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

    · Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent sized.

    · The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated.

    · Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah diahoah dyah the shits.
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  2. 04-02-2007, 02:12 PM #2
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    Hahahahhahaha.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Brett again.

    Damn sorry man.
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  3. 04-03-2007, 01:52 AM #3
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    My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines.


    lol
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  4. 04-03-2007, 09:02 AM #4
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    The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated.

    HAHAHA!!!! +1!!
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  5. 04-03-2007, 09:33 AM #5
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    My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

    wow, just wow..
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  6. 04-03-2007, 09:38 AM #6
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    Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah diahoah dyah the shits.

    that was funny... +1
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