I used to do that to people all the time. Hit some random button on the dash, and floor itOriginally Posted by scabtastic
I used to do that to people all the time. Hit some random button on the dash, and floor it
3000gt vr-4s run 11.5 in the 1/4 mile stock....
oh i got a good one... my neighbor once told me,
"I got a suped up blue tacoma, but they call it xrunner. It's pretty sweet."
that was pretty rice.
there is a guy here in town with a rambler that is pretty bad ass. well, a couple years ago they were down at the turkey rod run in fla. some absolute retard walks up and sees the motor...now back then it was supercharged....so this guy walks up and sees the supercharger on one side of the motor and the alternator on the other side and gets so excited and yells out "sick! twin turbo!!!!!" every one just walked away!
A while ago I was ridin around with my front bumper and hood off waiting for new parts to come, and while getting gas comes up to me and says:
him:"wow I bet your car is fast because of that intake!!!!"
me:"no not really, I only get like a couple hp from it if anything"
him:"stop being modest I know you get like 30whp from those!!!"
me:palm-to-forehead...
i heard a ricer called another ricer "ricer"
Random Person: Is that a porsche?
i'll fuking kill u
-Ant.
The Carbon Fibered R6
You really don't get it do you? Correct me if I'm wrong but the jokes on you...
Whatever you say...
BMW 750iL
I know a guy who never stops talking about his "uncles" R34. He says he's getting it when he turns 18. He says its sponsored by all these massive companies like HKS and stuff and says its pushing like 900 hp and runs 8 sec 1/4 miles. Yet he is always talking about how he was driving it the other day blah blah blah. He said he took it down this local road and hit 160.... now mind you the road is super narrow and twisty and maybe a mile long... And he consistently says he takes it to 10000 rpm every gear. Yet every time we ask to see the car he says its in the shop... Ricer...
I went to get my emissions done... first, the tech started to position the car as if it were front wheel drive... i corrected him before he followed through with his mistake. After he got the rear wheels positioned, he started looking under the car near the front wheels. I let it go on a sec, then he asked his associate.. "do you see a cat under there?" Associate looks for a min... and i break down and tell them its mid engine. They both looked like they felt a little silly.
Mister 2?
i think he's a b18'd nsx according to his username^^^^
j/k.. no ricer. =]
Me and a buddy were at a local gas station and we were in his Civic coupe, were getting gas and talking to each other about a riced out CB7 sitting at the gas pump beside us. Were just sitting there and a younger Mexician guy come out the store and started to walk towards us, so were just giving him the, "What the Hell" look and he comes over and started talking to us. So we are being cool and talking to the guy, then he asked my buddy how fast his car was... My buddy told him it was slow and then the Mexician guy started talking about the CB7 and how it was twin turbo'd, nitrous, etc..... And I was like, "Oh that's yours" and he was like yeah I just got it back from the shop, had just got the nitrous system installed! It had the whole bodykit, neons, wing, etc.... So my buddy asked him if he wanted to race.... He waited just a second and then he was like, "Naw the guy told me to be easy with the car for a few days until the motor got use to the nitrous"...lol So we payed for the gas caught up to him at a red light and he started to get on the interstate and we were too, we rode behind him for a ood 10 miles and then you hear him get on it and slowly pulled away, we were crusin at about 70. Well my buddy get up beside him and we played with him for a second then he pointed forward and he just tried to take off, we played with him for a good 30 or so miles then just got tired and left him... My buddies car was a stock 94 civic with CAI, full exhaust, lowered, and some knock off rims.
"Damn, Its Tyler"RaceReadyDevelopments
Duh, spray has a break in period,lol
97 DX Civic w/ H22 FS
yeah ^^
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