Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

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oh i got a good one... not a ricer though...

this girl once told me she didnt need to put any tranny fluid in her car

i said why?

she said i dont have a transmission...

and i said, so the cars broken?

she says, no it runs just fine. i dont have a tranny cuz my car is a stick shift...

i rolled my eyes and started laughing and said, so your car only has a motor huh?

[sirkus]

oh i got a good one... not a ricer though...

this girl once told me she didnt need to put any tranny fluid in her car

i said why?

she said i dont have a transmission...

and i said, so the cars broken?

she says, no it runs just fine. i dont have a tranny cuz my car is a stick shift...

i rolled my eyes and started laughing and said, so your car only has a motor huh?

all motor cars ftw!

I know a girl that thinks that turbo and vtec are the same. She's even called it v-turbo once.
Tells me about a CRX that she used to have.. with a "bottom half of a Type R acura and the head from a 89 si hatch" That she built... I asked "why not just put a b16a in it?".. she responds with "those won't fit in there." She also has an 83 prelude that they "supercharged".. It's sittin in a field rusting. She says so much stupid bs shit.. and she has no idea that I know that she's full of shit. I just keep doing this

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all motor cars ftw!

I know a girl that thinks that turbo and vtec are the same. She's even called it v-turbo once.
Tells me about a CRX that she used to have.. with a "bottom half of a Type R acura and the head from a 89 si hatch" That she built... I asked "why not just put a b16a in it?".. she responds with "those won't fit in there." She also has an 83 prelude that they "supercharged".. It's sittin in a field rusting. She says so much stupid bs shit.. and she has no idea that I know that she's full of shit. I just keep doing this

is that the chic QD totally pwnt? the one that said she drives a red civic or something? and now shes dating someone on here? 7psibabygurl or something like that...

i would totally see her saying something like that. ive read her posts. omg shes so dumb

[Annihilation]

is that the chic QD totally pwnt? the one that said she drives a red civic or something? and now shes dating someone on here? 7psibabygurl or something like that...

i would totally see her saying something like that. ive read her posts. omg shes so dumb

nah she's legit... she once hoisted a motor out using a rope, a lawn mower blade and a tree

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nah she's legit... she once hoisted a motor out using a rope, a lawn mower blade and a tree

thats some macgyver shit man!