i had a Ford salesman mistake my 97' Tiburon for a Mustang.
At AutoZone on Buford HWY one of the desk guys came out when i popped the hood on the 05' Tib and when he saw my red IM and CAI he said "man nice header!"
my header:
O and he saw my SAFC2 and asked how high i had my V-tec tunned
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07' Jeep Wrangler X
GA Trail Riders
"no this is a Type R"
lirl at V4.
Damnit, can't edit on this computer..
When I had my SVO, 2.3T, every person I asked wanted to know if I had a five-oh. I simply said I eat 5.0's. I pop my hood and they'd all be like, wh's your radiator so big?
Picture of my intercooler:
LOL
nice,lol
Very nice man!
This happened this weekend! I laughed so hard!
There was a Honda Prelude with one of those Georgia Tech GT things on them...the plastic chrome ones that look like car emblems. Some guy and his friends saw it and started laughing out loud, saying things like "Hahaha...a Honda GT. What a ricer!"
Guess that shows their level of intelligence.
lol,dumb fucksOriginally Posted by VooDooXII
One time I gave this kid a ride in my car and I just started agreeing with everything he said
MAaaaan this is fast is this a V8?? -yep
Gheeze it must have like ... like ... 150hp - yep
I bet you outrun cops huh - yep
wow i knew it... If i had a fast car id outrun cops all the time - I bet you would
well this didnt happen to me but it happen with my bro in-law..
he was driving home from my house,he had stopped at a red light my bro in-law is in a 04 mustang gt then comes along this blue rsx he pulles next to my bro in-law and starts reving his engine the guy in the passenger seat is laughing and saying come get some,light turns green my bro in-law left his ass.they get about quarter of a mile down the road and the rsx is still going trying to catch up,mustang slows down and the rsx tries to do a flyby and jumpes the curb onto someones house nose first,funny as hell..my bro in-law was gonna check to see if they were ok but they were mad as hell and flicking him off so he just rode by..
This one time. This kid was askin me what he should do. And then told me what he was goin to do. "yeah im goin to do a mini me swap ya know. and get a carbon fiber head." I paused I just said. Yeah that sounds like the best bet. He was dead serious to.
:boobies:
Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.
Hmmmm note to self get rid of old exhaust and grab the Greddy TI-C exhaust.
I can't remember if anything was said to me by a ricer worth posting up here but a couple years ago my brother had just gotten his sr 240 and my brother is showing his engine to a friend and some Hispanic guy walks up (doesn't know much English) looks at the cold and hot pipes for the intercooler and says, "Oh, twin turbo." My brother says, "No it's just a single turbo." This guy continues to say, "Two pipes, twin turbo." My brother keeps on trying to tell him that two pipes doesnt mean it's twin turbo. This guy goes, "I like. Twin turbo." And walks away.
AE86 DORIFTO
another thing,all these examples dont sound like ricers,but more like dumbasses
wait.... you mean to tell me.geez im a fool. lol i thought all these rides were twin turbo. lol you know those front mount intakes lol one pipe. that guy probably thinks thoses are single turbo.
Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.
LIRL AT CF HEAD!!
no hablo ingles senor.
lol holy shit, that dude came into my job (ntb) last weekend and started talking shit about how he was the best auto technician on the east coast... Telling me that porsche, BMW, and Mercedes were in a bidding war for him but instead he was going to wait until the chrysler stocks crashed to buy the company... Then saying some shit about an 80's dodge daytona he had back in the day with a carbed 4 cylinder motor that put out 280hp stock and would beat all the mustangs, camaros, firebirds, and vettes of that time.
(This is all in the process of him coming to us for a fucking oil change and tire rotation in his beat to shit 1990 Buick century.)
Then this lady comes in and asks me why her car is sputtering while he was standing there and he goes "hmmmmmm... Well that could be.... hmmmm... Let's see..." looking like he's thinking real hard. He stares at her blankly for about a minute looking like a fish out of water so I jump in and explain to the lady the different things it could be (spark plugs, fuel, etc) and he's like "you know.. that's exactly what i was going to tell her."
After he talked my ear off for about 20 damn minutes I honestly reached into my pocket and dialed our store number with my cellphone to pretend i had some shit to do and get away. He was dead last in a line of about 10 oil changes so i was like "there's no fucking way I'm going to have this guy standing at the counter trying to talk to me for the next 2 hours"... I had one of the techs throw him right up on the rack and got him the fuck out of there.
Later on the dude is leaving and I go, "look me up when you buy chrysler"... He's says, "You know what? I will because you definitely seem like you know your stuff. You could help me design some of the new line." I just smirk and roll my damn eyes as he turns his back and walks out the door.
I like. Twin Turbo
This wasn't said by any ricer...but rather, my beloved mother.
Sometimes, she likes to make conversation and talk about cars that I'm interested in buying. Of course, I go on and on about the GTO. One time...she gave me this funny look, very much like, and asked, "Why don't you try to get something nice...like an Aston Martin or something?"
She was dead serious too...haha, I just replied, "Well...we could mortgage our house, sure. Aston Martins are lovely cars!"
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this video = columbus street scene hahaaha
^^lololol
HAHAH. that bout sums it up.
Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.
serously guys if you wanna laugh your ass off.. come to Gainesville One weekend
You know better; next time will be a ban.
guy pulled up in a bagged automatic 96 accord. and said that his tranny was fully built. it even barked third gear when he was driving normal down the road.
oh i got a good one... not a ricer though...
this girl once told me she didnt need to put any tranny fluid in her car
i said why?
she said i dont have a transmission...
and i said, so the cars broken?
she says, no it runs just fine. i dont have a tranny cuz my car is a stick shift...
i rolled my eyes and started laughing and said, so your car only has a motor huh?
LOL NO WAY HE WAS TELLING US ABOUT HIS DAYTONA TOO I THINK ITS IN ONE OF THE VIDEOS
I know a girl that thinks that turbo and vtec are the same. She's even called it v-turbo once.
Tells me about a CRX that she used to have.. with a "bottom half of a Type R acura and the head from a 89 si hatch" That she built... I asked "why not just put a b16a in it?".. she responds with "those won't fit in there." She also has an 83 prelude that they "supercharged".. It's sittin in a field rusting. She says so much stupid bs shit.. and she has no idea that I know that she's full of shit. I just keep doing this
2014 | Hyundai Veloster | Turbo R-Spec
is that the chic QD totally pwnt? the one that said she drives a red civic or something? and now shes dating someone on here? 7psibabygurl or something like that...
I know a girl that thinks that turbo and vtec are the same. She's even called it v-turbo once.
Tells me about a CRX that she used to have.. with a "bottom half of a Type R acura and the head from a 89 si hatch" That she built... I asked "why not just put a b16a in it?".. she responds with "those won't fit in there." She also has an 83 prelude that they "supercharged".. It's sittin in a field rusting. She says so much stupid bs shit.. and she has no idea that I know that she's full of shit. I just keep doing this
i would totally see her saying something like that. ive read her posts. omg shes so dumb
nah she's legit... she once hoisted a motor out using a rope, a lawn mower blade and a treeis that the chic QD totally pwnt? the one that said she drives a red civic or something? and now shes dating someone on here? 7psibabygurl or something like that...
i would totally see her saying something like that. ive read her posts. omg shes so dumb
thats some macgyver shit man!
I know someone who opened up their hood to show me their motor on a 95 stock ecplise rs and all it has was a intake, he said yea thats my turbo intake.
lol reminds me of this guy who thought is 95 Gs eclipse was turbo because his fan belt squeaked
You know better; next time will be a ban.
Sock engine with turbo intake FTW lol
lol
You know better; next time will be a ban.
I was asked once if I had " ever hit V-tec in reverse"... I said ya only after I change
the air in my tires...LOL
A kid in my class once said yes when i asked him if he replaced the piston return springs during his reubild of his 22r.
he asked me if golfs were rwd,
he believed me when i told him my stock civic runs 11's in the 1/4
he said that he is planning to buy an s14, he plans to put an intercooler in it, and MAYBE a turbo.
he believed there was such a thing as "drifting fluid" (that you pour into your tires)
some other idiot once asked
"what year did civics become rwd?"
"is this car (a jetta) really a turbo v8?" (he even saw the engine.. what a moron)
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