oh i got a good one... not a ricer though...

this girl once told me she didnt need to put any tranny fluid in her car

i said why?

she said i dont have a transmission...

and i said, so the cars broken?

she says, no it runs just fine. i dont have a tranny cuz my car is a stick shift...

i rolled my eyes and started laughing and said, so your car only has a motor huh?