lol. i'll bet he bags groceries at publix. he has the mindset of a 16 year old with the intellect of a 1st grader.Quote:
Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
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lol. i'll bet he bags groceries at publix. he has the mindset of a 16 year old with the intellect of a 1st grader.Quote:
Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
it must suck to have downsyndrome, huh... I mean, I know you can't speak in full sentences, but hooked-on-phonics does work.
on another note: you don't own those Evos, I know that much. stop trying to bullshit people and say you're gonna race when you know that you only own a civic and it's slow as hell. you fail at life.
fuck u u wrong
how am I wrong?
i have 2 evo VIII 2005 and one honda civic 2003 and one tacoma 2005. my civic shop fix up. evo VIII 700awhp 35 psi. evo VIII stock. tacoma big truck eat up ur car over top haha. u friend with chad.
dude, just trying to comprehend what you are saying hurts my head. Not cool. Oh, you don't even know how to spell TURBO on your picture captions... but that doesn't matter.
answer me this: How is your said Evo pushing 700awhp? what do you have done to it, and what shop did you take it to? If you can answer these simple questions, I MIGHT believe you... probably won't, but there is that slim chance.
NOTE: bolded text was him... message convo I just had with him via myspace... I will update what he claims to have done to the evo when I get off of work.
well, looks like he replied before I could head out the door... interesting
u hurt my head too first. i cant tell u my buddy own business. we are team club. i leave to go fla. i am busy right now. i have to clean my evo VIII put into trailer. we are leaving soon. alot shit in motor.
30 years old and still have myspace??! wtf thats kinda lame im 20 and i got rid of that shit facebook is tha way to go .
:lmfao:
he told me it was 750awhp
he must have lost 50hp in 24 hours
dude, you are a fucking idiot. it's that simple. you don't have a goddamn thing done to your make believe car. You are so full of shit, and everyone knows it. again, you fail at life. DIAF
u are too u fulling of shit. i will whoop ur ass. u wanna race me my evo and my civic? i will beat u all way ass. who everyone?
you are a waste of breath... I am done with your pathetic ass. go fuck your cousin
what the fuck u said. dont ever said that i will hurt u as hell. watch out ur fuckin mouth. u got becareful. u look so little i am big guy i am 6"3' tall than u i been work out many year. do u want go hospital? dont ever said that i am getting easy stesse out. FUCK U GO fuck ur mommy.
u know that i am really rich duh...... u big dump ass
haha... you called me a "dump" ass... you fucking 'tard.
ur mommy is so fat hahahaha!!!!!!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
what makes it even better is the guy decided to block his profile from being viewed...
^That's fucking hilarious.
ok guys, now I'm out. later. I'll post more up if he decides to speak again... which he probably will. lol
this is awesome. im about to message him... any ideas anyone?
^Just say my Evo will eat your children.
lol
*Copy, Paste Send button...*
Done
:goodjob:
wanna race $3,000.00
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: YSLBTT
Date: Mar 30, 2007 11:27 AM
my Evo will eat your children.
My reply:
are you racing me with that piece of shit civic? lol
i think you should message toretto, i hear he races for big cash like that... he has a 10 second rx7... its insanely fast... the vinyls give it 50 hp...
it will be a good race between you two... your lambo doors make your civic insanely fast...
Fucking do it.
That's sick.
Lambo doors don't make you any faster.
They make you fly.
god, this has to be one of the funniest things that i have ever seen. is it possible for someone to be 30 and be this fucking illiterate? Either he is one inbred fuck who cant put words together, or he is playing some kind of joke which i doubt. It's just hard for me to comprehend how someone can be so fucking retarted...
i mean "u are too u fulling of shit." and "i will beat u all way ass."
im speechless.
^If you actually look at his MySpace, you'll see he's not kidding.
My post on the first page shows some of the things he's said and posted.
I did read it last night, and laughed my ass off. I know its not a joke but how can you be so blatantly stupid?
its private. i cant see his myspce.
damn, that sucks cause you would have laughed your ass off at his pics.
looks like we attracted a crowd. its too bad that he put his myspace on private so they all couldnt get a laugh too
damn it. somebody send him a friend request i wanna see it lol
someone should, but i doubt he would accept
Yeah, some exanples of his pictures:
"plan get doors"
"plan get trubo kits"
"pix of trubo kits"
lol @ trubo kits
LOLLERSKATERS... he sent me a friend request. his car is so ugly! That evo is not 700 whp. lol
maybe u should get one of thoose trubo kits he speaks of for ur evo :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by YSLBTT
thats mad hp...Quote:
Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
hes trying to be friendly now... he said my car is beautiful, and hes asking "do you think evo beat srt4?"
dude he doesnt even have an evo... that gray evo on his page looks pretty stock. its got some body mods, but intercooler seems stock... lol ill ask what hes got on his evo
tell him my neon is 900 million HP :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by YSLBTT
Quote:
Originally Posted by YSLBTT
Tell him yes ------ unless it's that Ch@dbee guy you've been hearing about.
lolz
i still dint understand how a human can be this retarded, maybe he was dropped on his head as a kid or something, i mean there has to be some explanation behind his stupidity
LOL OMG!!! Check this out guys. Ill post the whole conversation:
Me: my Evo will eat your children.
Him: wanna race $3,000.00
Me: are you racing me with that piece of shit civic? lol
i think you should message toretto, i hear he races for big cash like that... he has a 10 second rx7... its insanely fast... the vinyls give it 50 hp...
it will be a good race between you two... your lambo doors make your civic insanely fast...
Him: no my gray evo VIII 700 awhp 35 psi.
Me: lol weak sauce. i wanna see pics...
700awhp is nothing.
talk to toretto, his car is around 650 hp...
Him: u see my gray with black wheels. i beat srt-10 viper with nos. my sec is 8.32 sec 148mph.
Me: lol thats slow. i dont see no gray with black wheels. your profile is private.
Him: ur car look good as hell. evo VIII rules. do u think srt-4 beat evo VIII?
Me: it all depends.
Him: well my evo VIII is light wight 600lb
Me: damn what all do you have done to it? Must be very fast. cuz its 600lb
*waits anxiously for reply.*
LOL @ 600lbs evo, he lost like 2,500lbs huh? impressive
LOL
his reply...
cuz i took inside out one seat driver. inside nothing. that was really fast. 700 awhp 35 psi. i have light wheels motor from hks parts alot shit.
:lmao: *waits anxiously for reply.*:lmao:
edit:^^^^^DAMN YOU!!!!!
ask him what turbo he has!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by YSLBTT
he said he has to go... lol i asked him for an engine shot he said
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yeah some time i dont used it. i got go.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: YSLBTT
Date: Mar 30, 2007 12:30 PM
you got engine shots?
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Reps to who deciphers that encrypted message lol
i too have messaged him and when i asked why he talks like that he said he was in a bad car wreck in 2001 so im not gonna make fun of him....idk y but it could be that my best friend die in a wreck 2 years ago
talking and typing are two diffent thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by R.Kelly
damn thats fucked up... i feel bad now... but i seriously doubt he has an evo... i could be wrong.