Quote Originally Posted by Glides
It's an egg man. If someone came and egged my car I would wash it off and giggle cause no egg's gonna make me go into destructo mode.

What he fails to realize is that they could have done much worse. Keyed, busted windows, flat tires, any of that. But it's a fucking egg man.
Sure, it's an egg, but I'm a very vengeful, evil person. I have found that the best way to get back at people is to hit their checking account and take away their freedom. Having legal connections has its benefits...