Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU WOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT.
It's an egg man. If someone came and egged my car I would wash it off and giggle cause no egg's gonna make me go into destructo mode.

What he fails to realize is that they could have done much worse. Keyed, busted windows, flat tires, any of that. But it's a fucking egg man.