Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Some of these had me crackin up. I will post some I have, they are probably repeats in other threads and have been heard before, but oh well. And I'm not racist, I've heard all of these from other people.

Whats the difference between a picnic table and a black father?
A picnic table can support a family.

Whats the most confusing holiday in the ghetto?
Fathers day.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats the biggest dilemma jews face?
Free ham.
lolol at free ham