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03-29-2007, 11:25 PM
BKgen®

why do they call black people niggers?

who the fuck cares? as long they're offended, that's all that matters.
03-29-2007, 11:28 PM
Hulud

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottraction?

lol gonna get shut down real fast

wow, how many pages now?

looks like you were right :rolleyes:
03-29-2007, 11:30 PM
BKgen®

what do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?

shit on a stick.
03-29-2007, 11:36 PM
BKgen®

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03-30-2007, 01:44 AM
VooDooXII

Why do black people have only nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KDM guy

There is an apartment building with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartments, which family survived?

The white family. they were all at work.

Mexicans were at work too...but I guess it's hard to survive a tornado when you're working on the lawn.

One more...and I'm done.

How is a medicine bottle representative of black history?

First, you're picking cotton...then you're doing drugs.
03-30-2007, 12:44 PM
BKgen®

Quote:

Originally Posted by VooDooXII

Why do black people have only nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

Mexicans were at work too...but I guess it's hard to survive a tornado when you're working on the lawn.

One more...and I'm done.

How is a medicine bottle representative of black history?

First, you're picking cotton...then you're doing drugs.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
03-30-2007, 01:03 PM
addandrew

What do you call 4 black people in a car?

Tinted windows. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
03-30-2007, 02:49 PM
2.0civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by KDM guy

how do you know Adam from the Bible wasn't a black man?

you ever try to take a rib from a black man?

i think the funniest one so far
03-30-2007, 02:59 PM
Ran

A white card from a white people game....
03-30-2007, 06:18 PM
VooDooXII

I liked the "free ham" one.
03-30-2007, 08:17 PM
twinj

Change the name of the thread to Nigga Jokes :ninja:
03-31-2007, 12:33 AM
VooDooXII

Quote:

Originally Posted by twinj

Change the name of the thread to Nigga Jokes

That would be misleading.
03-31-2007, 10:33 AM
VUU

What do you call two mexicans in a shoebox? A pair of loafers.
03-31-2007, 11:01 AM
TheGodfather

Quote:

Originally Posted by VooDooXII

I liked the "free ham" one.

:goodjob: thanks.
04-30-2007, 12:32 AM
VooDooXII

I felt like bringing this back...because I felt clever with this one.

Why don't black people like chainsaws?

You crank them up and they go, "Run-nigganigganigganigganigga"
04-30-2007, 12:40 AM
"B"

What's fat, black, ugly, and full of white dick?

CatusEG's mom.
04-30-2007, 12:41 AM
BKgen®

Why do nigger women wear their panties around their ankles when they eat?

To keep the flies off the food.
04-30-2007, 12:49 AM
Maniaç

fuck niggers
fuck crackers
fuck wet backs..

get over it, this world if "still" full of hate, deal with it.
04-30-2007, 01:09 AM
81911SC

I demand KDMGUY comes back with more.:D
04-30-2007, 01:15 AM
81911SC

Quote:

Originally Posted by YSLBTT

what do black kids get for xmas?

your bike.

I asked my girlfriend that question and she responded with "Nothing." LOL
04-30-2007, 01:50 AM
jfman

Did you hear about the jewish terrorist that wanted to hijack an airplane? He couldn't do it because he hadnt racked up enough skymiles for a free flight.

(some of youse may have heard that one today)
04-30-2007, 09:12 AM
Ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

What's fat, black, ugly, and full of white dick?

CatusEG's mom.

damn

Quote:

Originally Posted by 81911

I asked my girlfriend that question and she responded with "Nothing." LOL

haha.
04-30-2007, 09:21 AM
Rican219

LOL at dis thread
04-30-2007, 02:53 PM
idriveasloweclipse

what do you call a black lady that can't breast feed?

a milk dud
04-30-2007, 03:26 PM
BKgen®

why did the nigger cross the road?

who the hell cares, and wtf is he doing out of the cotton field?!
04-30-2007, 03:46 PM
Lucky DAWG

Whats faster then the speed of light?

a jew with a coupon
04-30-2007, 04:46 PM
ahmonrah

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap??? 9 months
04-30-2007, 04:47 PM
TheGodfather

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahmonrah

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap??? 9 months

:thinking: wrong race?
04-30-2007, 04:58 PM
ahmonrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGodfather

:thinking: wrong race?

not at all, my friend....
What's long white and musky?? the line at the GOP convention!

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
"Hey! Watch this!"

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girls ass!

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike? They're both white and chunky

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough

..........AND I'M OUT........
04-30-2007, 05:04 PM
VooDooXII

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahmonrah

not at all, my friend....
What's long white and musky?? the line at the GOP convention!

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike? They're both white and chunky

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
04-30-2007, 06:29 PM
Lucky DAWG

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGodfather

:thinking: wrong race?

yup

his joke made no sense
04-30-2007, 09:18 PM
cactusEG

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

What's fat, black, ugly, and full of white dick?

CatusEG's mom.

i told them the joke about u.. look at pg 3
04-30-2007, 09:44 PM
"B"

Quote:

Originally Posted by cactusEG

i told them the joke about u.. look at pg 3

lol

I told that joke to my fiances' hick family and they were pissed.

BTW- I am far from being a redneck.:lmfao:

Your mom on the other hand, is still stuffed full of white meat, SON.
04-30-2007, 09:47 PM
cactusEG

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

lol

I told that joke to my fiances' hick family and they were pissed.

BTW- I am far from being a redneck.:lmfao:

Your mom on the other hand, is still stuffed full of white meat, SON.

tell ur mom its was a big mistake fucking her...

because u were born.....SON
04-30-2007, 10:29 PM
BKgen®

what's the difference between niggers and tires?

tires don't start singing when you put chains on them.
04-30-2007, 10:32 PM
PawnShopCEO

did you know tiger woods and michael had the same nickname in high school?

nigger
05-01-2007, 01:21 AM
Alan®

whats the difference between a black guy and a piece of shit?

after awhile the piece of shit turns white and stops smelling

Whats long black and smelly?

The welfare line
05-01-2007, 01:31 AM
VooDooXII

Quote:

Originally Posted by blacktc

after awhile the piece of shit turns white and stops smelling

Seriously? :thinking:
05-01-2007, 02:30 AM
gokblok

Quote:

Originally Posted by KDM guy

How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way

HOE LEE SHIT.
05-01-2007, 02:33 AM
gokblok

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahmonrah

not at all, my friend....
What's long white and musky?? the line at the GOP convention!

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
"Hey! Watch this!"

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girls ass!

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike? They're both white and chunky

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough

..........AND I'M OUT........

How disappointing--you spent so much time typing up such mediocre nonhumor . . .

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