Joke of the Day
first joke ever posted.. tell me if this needs to be the last.. i thought it was pretty funnny.
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to
provide a sperm sample as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a
jar and said, " Take this
jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year- old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my
right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for
help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
left, still nothing. She
tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then
with her teeth out, still
nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her
knees, but still
nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied,
"Yep. And none of us could get the jar open".
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Originally Posted by Lucky SC
wtf.. after reading this.. 
