Quote Originally Posted by nx2000det
The Pentagon announced TODAY the
formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
called the United States Redneck Special
Forces (USRSF)


These Alabama boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq
to be over by Friday.
what what?