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  1. 03-22-2007, 03:25 PM #1
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    Default Worst/funniest thing ever! lol

    So i'm at work... (i do tech suppt for a software company)....


    well i'm on the phone with a client... i'm pretty familiar with... we were working out some of her problems with the program.. and also talkin about credit cards, and a certain type of filing dental claims electronically.... during that whole time i'm on IA, and texting my girlfriend. (kelly/chante) well as i'm getting off the phone with the client. (jackie, elderly female.. dental assistant) i just blurt out

    "I LOVE YOU!"


    i just stopped and go... "i don't know why i just said that.. i'm sorry" she just laughs and says... in her old lady voice... "well that's ok! i'm glad, i love you too!"

    what was worse is my coworker/room mate heard me.. and he died laughing.






    anyone else ever done that.. i'm so used to saying it to my loved ones while being on the phone... sometimes it's just habbit... i've done it with friends.. and it's awkward... but a client at work was just too much... i've never screwed up like that to a client!
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    hahaaaha. she had to be on the other end of the phone like "wtforly"
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    Sparknotes:

    Killer accidently says "I love you" to woman on phone.
    Killer's co-worker calls him a punk-ass bitch
    Killer proceeds to murder co-worker (50 g's will get you cold taken out
    crackaz mention your name they say "Man we don't know what you talkin'
    'bout")
    Killer is on the run from the police, and uploaded his story so we know what happened.


    Thats the general outline, I condensed it a bit.
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    yeah, she had a good laugh...
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    Oh and reps for the song and artist that the (quote) is from.
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    at least the client wasnt male
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
    at least the client wasnt male

    YEAH! FOR REAL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Oh and reps for the song and artist that the (quote) is from.
    thats three 6... knock the black off yo ass
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    heh, but it wouldnt surprise me if it were a guy. lolol
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    ^^^ EAD B
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Oh and reps for the song and artist that the (quote) is from.
    Damn! 1 minute toooooooo slow! Next time...
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    good song like whoa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
    good song like whoa
    10 g's will get your ass blown off
    Have your mama boohooin' and your daddy and your mother in law (mmmhmmm)
    20 g's will get your ass chopped up
    By some rendevue barbecue tips we don't give a fuck (mmmhmm)
    30 g's will get you thrown in a river
    Splittin' wit' your cracka he'd probably ride wit' her (mmhmm)
    50 g's will get you cold taken out
    crackaz mention your name they say "Man we don't know what you talkin'
    'bout" (mmmhmm)

    Only Three 6 lol.
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    I may have you beat -

    While @ GT I was a part of "Connect with Tech" for a year - basically you let high schoolers who think they want to come to GT go to class with you for a day. The lady who ran the program was named Carol Heller. I had to call her one day for some reason and got her voicemail, so I started "Hey Hellen Keller, this is ....oh shit...oh shit, uhm...(pause)...uhm...hang up." Roomate was also there to hear it and was rolling in the floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaX
    I may have you beat -

    While @ GT I was a part of "Connect with Tech" for a year - basically you let high schoolers who think they want to come to GT go to class with you for a day. The lady who ran the program was named Carol Heller. I had to call her one day for some reason and got her voicemail, so I started "Hey Hellen Keller, this is ....oh shit...oh shit, uhm...(pause)...uhm...hang up." Roomate was also there to hear it and was rolling in the floor.

    LOL!!! that's pretty good one! man there is nothing worse than stuff like that!

    reps for posting a "like" story...
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    "donner party of 50?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaX
    I may have you beat -

    While @ GT I was a part of "Connect with Tech" for a year - basically you let high schoolers who think they want to come to GT go to class with you for a day. The lady who ran the program was named Carol Heller. I had to call her one day for some reason and got her voicemail, so I started "Hey Hellen Keller, this is ....oh shit...oh shit, uhm...(pause)...uhm...hang up." Roomate was also there to hear it and was rolling in the floor.
    BAHAHAH... im not sure why but i really lol'd at that. +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
    "donner party of 50?"
    Oh man that's terrible. And I don't see a snowed-in mountain pass anywhere around here either lol.
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    So do you get a pay raise for having good customer service?? I mean your either going to make them feel completely welcomed, or really fucking akward lol
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    This reminds me of that new gum commercial where the old lady bends over to pick something up and the guy happens to say woah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmmx258
    So do you get a pay raise for having good customer service?? I mean your either going to make them feel completely welcomed, or really fucking akward lol

    no but, my boss did get a good laugh out of it.... my room mate made me tell him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    So i'm at work... (i do tech suppt for a software company)....


    well i'm on the phone with a client... i'm pretty familiar with... we were working out some of her problems with the program.. and also talkin about credit cards, and a certain type of filing dental claims electronically.... during that whole time i'm on IA, and texting my girlfriend. (kelly/chante) well as i'm getting off the phone with the client. (jackie, elderly female.. dental assistant) i just blurt out

    "I LOVE YOU!"


    i just stopped and go... "i don't know why i just said that.. i'm sorry" she just laughs and says... in her old lady voice... "well that's ok! i'm glad, i love you too!"

    what was worse is my coworker/room mate heard me.. and he died laughing.






    anyone else ever done that.. i'm so used to saying it to my loved ones while being on the phone... sometimes it's just habbit... i've done it with friends.. and it's awkward... but a client at work was just too much... i've never screwed up like that to a client!

    i used to work at a retaurant and i told this really hot mom on the way out that i loved her, and she was like "LOVE YOU TOO" i guess it was machanical she'd probably been married so long and says it everytime she hears it, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    i used to work at a retaurant and i told this really hot mom on the way out that i loved her, and she was like "LOVE YOU TOO" i guess it was machanical she'd probably been married so long and says it everytime she hears it, lol.
    so you meant to say it, but she didn't.. she just kinda replied without hesitating? cause that would be funny!
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