Quote Originally Posted by CopyRight
life is way to short to worry about things you cannot control...
Like my penis. Damn thing is uncontrollable. Goes tapping on every girl's leg, and I get slapped for it. I'm nothing but a scapegoat for my penis, and HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE! Little bastard only looks out for himself. Maybe that's what happens when you've only got one eye...

*shrugs*