Next time I get a girl in bed that I want rid of...

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 01:42 PM

I'm gonna play "Dutch oven" with her...

...and NOT tell her! AHAHA! I'm a B-A for sure...

(I'll explain Dutch Oven if no one gets it, LoL)

LoL, some of ya'll have no sense of light humor.

**Crazy Asian** · 03-21-2007, 01:44 PM

gay.

**PhAtBoYMr2** · 03-21-2007, 01:44 PM

Yeah man a dutch oven would be awesome!

**PhAtBoYMr2** · 03-21-2007, 01:45 PM

NOT

**TIGERJC** · 03-21-2007, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

I'm gonna play "Dutch oven" with her...

...and NOT tell her! AHAHA! I'm a B-A for sure...

(I'll explain Dutch Oven if no one gets it, LoL)

hopefully she comes back at you by telling you she is actually a man with aids

**2.0civic** · 03-21-2007, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by TIGERJC

hopefully she comes back at you by telling you she is actually a man with aids

LIRL

uh, why would she be in the bed in the first place if you didnt want her there?

**2.0civic** · 03-21-2007, 01:51 PM

and thats why you fuck them in their bed so you can just get up and leave

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by TIGERJC

hopefully she comes back at you by telling you she is actually a man with aids

I'd hope I'd realize it if I slept with them...

**sirkus** · 03-21-2007, 01:54 PM

go eat mexican food.. with tons of refried beans..
Wait until she's asleep and then stick your ass in her face and just blow her hair back.

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by sirkus34

go eat mexican food.. with tons of refried beans..
Wait until she's asleep and then stick your ass in her face and just blow her hair back.

LoL, nice. I don't wanna KILL the woman, though...

**Slowboy** · 03-21-2007, 02:00 PM

what the fuck is a dutch oven. I live the life of a sheltered child.

**TIGERJC** · 03-21-2007, 02:02 PM

you fart in bed and you pull the covers over your girl's head

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by TIGERJC

you fart in bed and you pull the covers over your girl's head

Well...reverse the order for max effect, but yeah.

**TIGERJC** · 03-21-2007, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Well...reverse the order for max effect, but yeah.

are you still in hs?

**quickdodge®** · 03-21-2007, 02:12 PM

One thing that I want to know:

How can you have a "next time" if you haven't had a first time, yet?

Later, QD.

**Wal-Mart** · 03-21-2007, 02:14 PM

$10 says she turns around and rips one that melts the wallpaper in your room.

**Wal-Mart** · 03-21-2007, 02:16 PM

on a side note: I was at the mall the other day going up the escalator and this little kid was standing on the step behind me. No biggie, right? Wrong, kid kept bumping into me and grabbing my pant leg. So i ripped one in his face.

**Ran** · 03-21-2007, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Wal-Mart

$10 says she turns around and rips one that melts the wallpaper in your room.

**Slowboy** · 03-21-2007, 02:20 PM

HAHAHA daym thats fucked up.

**Sport1.3** · 03-21-2007, 02:28 PM

My first though when read this (even knowing what a "dutch oven" is) was that of something similiar to "Dutch door action".....or simply getting the girl from both ends, like a chinese finger trap. I was disappointed when it turned out to be ab farting.......yes i am very sexually deprived, i know

**Frög** · 03-21-2007, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Well...reverse the order for max effect, but yeah.

um wow lol

**STI LOVER** · 03-21-2007, 02:51 PM

.

**DaX** · 03-21-2007, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by TIGERJC

you fart in bed and you pull the covers over your girl's head

I do this to my wife all the time and she hasn't left yet...

**Lucky DAWG** · 03-21-2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by DaX

I do this to my wife all the time and she hasn't left yet...

you must be a fairy with farts that smell like roses

fag

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by TIGERJC

are you still in hs?

With due respect...nigga, please...

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

One thing that I want to know:

How can you have a "next time" if you haven't had a first time, yet?

Later, QD.

Hmm...I can be like a noob and say you're an ass...or LoL.

....

LoLoL

Originally Posted by Wal-Mart

$10 says she turns around and rips one that melts the wallpaper in your room.

If she did, I'd probably have to laugh and ask if she wanted to go back downstairs and work on the car some more. She'd HAVE to be a car chick. I can't think of any other type of girl that would pull something like that...

Originally Posted by Sport20

My first though when read this (even knowing what a "dutch oven" is) was that of something similiar to "Dutch door action".....or simply getting the girl from both ends, like a chinese finger trap. I was disappointed when it turned out to be ab farting.......yes i am very sexually deprived, i know

LoL

Originally Posted by Lucky SC

you must be a fairy with farts that smell like roses

fag

It's something we wouldn't understand, but I've been told when you get married, you get priveleges like that, LoL.

**Evil Goat** · 03-21-2007, 06:59 PM

why do i get the feeling, and this is strictly judging from some of the threads you've made, that its been a good long while since youve stuck it to a girl?

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by MR.org

why do i get the feeling, and this is strictly judging from some of the threads you've made, that its been a good long while since youve stuck it to a girl?

Cuz...honestly...it has been.

Not because of lack of game, but because of lack of interest. Don't know why. Labido's just been in the dumps, lately. Don't want sex. Don't want a relationship. Don't want a girlfriend. *shrugs* not really sure.

Good observation, though. I'll rep that.

**boosted1jz** · 03-21-2007, 07:11 PM

i would personally do the spider man to her(again)..... but thats just me

**quickdodge®** · 03-21-2007, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Cuz...honestly...it has been.

Not because of lack of game, but because of lack of interest. Don't know why. Labido's just been in the dumps, lately. Don't want sex. Don't want a relationship. Don't want a girlfriend. *shrugs* not really sure.

Good observation, though. I'll rep that.

At least you're honest about it and, to me, there's no shame in not having sex. It isn't everything. Good way to make sure of your health and not to have a child when you're not ready. Later, QD.

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by boosted1jz

i would personally do the spider man to her(again)..... but thats just me

Do the what?

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

At least you're honest about it and, to me, there's no shame in not having sex. It isn't everything. Good way to make sure of your health and not to have a child when you're not ready. Later, QD.

You left out the drama, and BS, and the fact that usually girls just go psycho when you give it to 'em, LoL. I've had my fair share of snatch in the past...and...I honestly don't feel I'm missing out on anything by not getting mine lately. I think I'm at like 2 months, or somethin' like? *shrugs* don't know. But my at-the-time girlfriend got pissed when I said I didn't want to, anymore, LoL. She should have taken that as a hint, but instead she kept getting more and more...annoying, I guess you would call it. Had to split it.

**T-Mo Goodie** · 03-21-2007, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Wal-Mart

on a side note: I was at the mall the other day going up the escalator and this little kid was standing on the step behind me. No biggie, right? Wrong, kid kept bumping into me and grabbing my pant leg. So i ripped one in his face.

I damn near fell out of my chair reading this!!!

That is fuuuunnnyy

**B18CDELSLO** · 03-21-2007, 08:31 PM

if u wanna get rid of 1 for real put sum tobasco sauce on da condom b4 u fuck!!!

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by B18CDELSLO

if u wanna get rid of 1 for real put sum tobasco sauce on da condom b4 u fuck!!!

LoL...OH MY GOD!

**disrupt** · 03-21-2007, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Do the what?

swedish rodeo.

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by disrupt

swedish rodeo.

Enlighten me...

**boosted1jz** · 03-21-2007, 09:23 PM

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-21-2007, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by boosted1jz

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

...YOU HAVE BEEN REPPED!

**BKgen®** · 03-21-2007, 09:30 PM

I've always called it playing Turtle.

**RandomGuy** · 03-21-2007, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2

NOT

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