Joke. That Is All.
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has
missed
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes
to
the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
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Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
"who was the pig that did this to you? I want to
know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
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Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their
house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
of the
Ferrari and enters the house.
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He sits in the living room with the father, mother,
and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has
informed me
of the problem. I can't marry her because of my
personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will
pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
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Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a
Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
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If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a
factory and$2,000,000 each.
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However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"
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At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You screw her again."
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Originally Posted by Leisa
