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    Default Good Morning!!!!!111 shift11111111

    Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado
    Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
    Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
    Yo no se quien ha mentido

    I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
    Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
    My only addiction has to do with the female species
    I eat 'em raw like sushi

    No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
    Si me enterno, you me enfermo
    Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
    No me vengan con ternuras

    So please don't judge a book by its cover
    There's more to being a latin lover
    You got to know how to deal with a woman
    That won't let go
    The price you pay for being a gigolo

    There's not a woman that can handle
    A man like me
    That's why I juggle two or three
    I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
    You pop the question that's it
    Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
    Y la situaci?all?no muere
    No es un delito calmo mi apetito
    Con un llanto o un grito

    So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
    I don't love you but I need you
    Would you rather have me lie
    Take a piece of your pie and say bye
    Or be honest and rub your thighs

    Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
    I never said I was a prompt date
    But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
    Huh, they're going to love my appearance

    Ding dong el timbre suena
    Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
    Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola
    Que se ha creido vieja chola

    Go and serve the food mom
    Que tengo ambre
    If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
    Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?
    Sierra la boca por favor

    What's this amor, these little huevos?
    Esto s?que yo no pruebo

    I'm used to good ol' fashioned
    Homestyle Spanish cooking
    If i try that I'll be puking
    Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
    Regresaremos temprano
    Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana
    Su hija esta en buenas manos
    Val RIP
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    Ya know, next time we plan a SLC Lunch at a place YOU wanted to go to, It may help if you actually show up, Just a inside tip.
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    i hate you!


    have a great day everybody... yousef hearts teh NA prelude of shorty shifting 4 speeding doom!

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    BAN HIM!
    morning brett!
    also, ban yousef!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Ya know, next time we plan a SLC Lunch at a place YOU wanted to go to, It may help if you actually show up, Just a inside tip.
    i was going sleepy you dumb motherbitch!....
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.

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    yousef you have narcolepsy (sp?) ya know where you sleep 90% of your life away cause your always randomly and suddenly sleeping... whore

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    goodmornin all
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!

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    "lawrence if you go to work and you dont feel well, does anyones tell you you have a case of the mondays?"
    "naw peter i believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that"

    have a good one bitches and hoes.. lol
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    yo yo yo

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    gooooooood morningggggggg!

    george...did you get a dog and eat it this weekend? lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee

    george...did you get a dog and eat it this weekend? lolol

    YES I DID LOL It was mighty tasty! hahaha

    I thought you moved away a while back? Are ya back in Atlanta with my lover?

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    gooooooood morningggggggg!

    george...did you get a dog and eat it this weekend? lolol
    damn.. FUCKING BURN!!!









    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    damn.. FUCKING BURN!!!





    Uhh... okay? You obviously dont know dumbass.

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    georgie - don't eat dogs.... even when they have the ear protector half dome thing, i know it looks like a snow cone to your people but please resist...

    dee - you have my blessing to call yousefina milhouse all day long lol and make fun of georgie

    Ricky - morning buddy, when can i get my sub back from ya lol (not teh ricky puto)

    agenteasy - start a petition to bann yousef!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    YES I DID LOL It was mighty tasty! hahaha

    I thought you moved away a while back? Are ya back in Atlanta with my lover?

    i always knew you and ricky had something going on. lol, but yes i am back. i came back a month ago. i couldn't stand being in ohio! what kinda dog did you get? me and ricky didn't have any luck on finding anything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    georgie - don't eat dogs.... even when they have the ear protector half dome thing, i know it looks like a snow cone to your people but please resist...

    dee - you have my blessing to call yousefina milhouse all day long lol and make fun of georgie

    Ricky - morning buddy, when can i get my sub back from ya lol (not teh ricky puto)

    agenteasy - start a petition to bann yousef!
    where is milhouse....he always posts and then leaves. what a whorebag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    where is milhouse....he always posts and then leaves. what a whorebag.
    because i work damnit...i'm trying to multitask,...lol
    Val RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Uhh... okay? You obviously dont know dumbass.
    someones got a case of the mondays..


    oh and neg reps? wow your an e-thug now!!!
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    someones got a case of the mondays..


    oh and neg reps? wow your an e-thug now!!!

    Shut up dumbass. You were born in 88 Shouldnt you be going to first period by now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    because i work damnit...i'm trying to multitask,...lol
    you don't even do anything at work. you got the bitch job and that's standing up front. hahahahhaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Shut up dumbass. You were born in 88 Shouldnt you be going to first period by now?
    lol look what you started george! fight fight fight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    you don't even do anything at work. you got the bitch job and that's standing up front. hahahahhaha
    no the bitch job is in the shop actually doing physical labor....i get paid a lot to stand up front and surf IA....




    btw:

    i know where you work...
    Val RIP
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    Morning...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    no the bitch job is in the shop actually doing physical labor....i get paid a lot to stand up front and surf IA....




    btw:

    i know where you work...
    you're dumb.

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    *waves* hi leisa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    you're dumb.
    your face is dumb...


    o0o0o00o0o0o0o burn!
    Val RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    your face is dumb...


    o0o0o00o0o0o0o burn!

    at least i'm not indian.


    oooooooooooooooooh BURN BITCH BURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Shut up dumbass. You were born in 88 Shouldnt you be going to first period by now?
    oh you mean my first calss which is at 8? no we had a test.. and actually now i'm in my second class..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Ricky was turning white when you left, he was even loosing that East LA gangsta accent he had, So glad to hear your back and he was able to regain his composure...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    oh you mean my first calss which is at 8? no we had a test.. and actually now i'm in my second class..

    Lemme know when recess is for you little kiddo

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    whats happenin peoples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Lemme know when recess is for you little kiddo

    my recess? 24/7 homie..

    look, i learned a long time ago.. this shit is just for fun.. so just have fun with it.. lol and look it's not my fault they said you eat dogs cause your asian.. or w/e so have a good monday homie
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    it's funny you call me a kiddo too.. cause i'm 6'4" and 170.. lol ask casey..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Ricky was turning white when you left, he was even loosing that East LA gangsta accent he had, So glad to hear your back and he was able to regain his composure...LOL
    hahah ricky turn white? yeah right............lol

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    We know his eyes are always red, but yeah he was goin white!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    at least i'm not indian.


    oooooooooooooooooh BURN BITCH BURN!
    why i gotta be a bitch!!??


    you...ummm....



    bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    why i gotta be a bitch!!??


    you...ummm....



    bitch!
    CONGRATULATIONS YOUSEF you get the monday award for WORST COME BACK OF THE DAY
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    CONGRATULATIONS YOUSEF you get the monday award for WORST COME BACK OF THE DAY
    it was done for the humor factor...not the burn factor...

    Val RIP
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    my only rule in life
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    ANE ANE

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    ANE ANE

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    my recess? 24/7 homie..

    look, i learned a long time ago.. this shit is just for fun.. so just have fun with it.. lol and look it's not my fault they said you eat dogs cause your asian.. or w/e so have a good monday homie

    You are more of a dumbass than I thought.

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