i just got off of the phone with him, the race of the suspect was just confirmed by the cops, it appeared to be a black male between the ages of 18 and 57, between 5 foot 3" to 6 foot 8", with a tall white tee on. he said he saw a trail of fried chicken and kool aid leading to the car and then a trail of watermelon seeds leading to a pile of denied credit card requests.
you pudgy muthafukka!!! that shit was seriously funny!! imma fuck you up for that !