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  1. 03-15-2007, 03:42 AM #41
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    i went on this "blind date" with this cheerleader and she had a boyfriend for 2 1/2 years but that didn't matter.....she was feeling a nigga.....

    i mean her friend called me 5 min ago to tell me she liked me alot and it was the "closest" contact she had with a man in years so i'm trying to fuck her this weekend......


    she was so hot....a blonde cheerleader that was 5'4 and less then 100lbs, i told her we could make millons off porn and she laughed..............but she knew it was the truth!
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    As are we!

    But ya, she was like "my friend normally only likes black guys but I think she may be into Landon..."

    But that wasn't true. You totally could have fucked some hot white bitch at my place!

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  3. 03-15-2007, 03:44 AM #43
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    thanks for the call guys i really appreciate it.....................


    NOT!
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    I WOULDVE RAW DOGGED THAT SHIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    i went on this "blind date" with this cheerleader and she had a boyfriend for 2 1/2 years but that didn't matter.....she was feeling a nigga.....

    i mean her friend called me 5 min ago to tell me she liked me alot and it was the "closest" contact she had with a man in years so i'm trying to fuck her this weekend......


    she was so hot....a blonde cheerleader that was 5'4 and less then 100lbs, i told her we could make millons off porn and she laughed..............but she knew it was the truth!
    Lemme have her

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  6. 03-15-2007, 03:46 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    I WOULDVE RAW DOGGED THAT SHIT
    I didnt' bag it last night.

    Then I ran around the house telling Landon and them "Someone is getting an STD tonight."

    LOL, becaause its true.

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  7. 03-15-2007, 03:46 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Lemme have her

    IF YOUR GOING TO SAVANNAH FOR ST PATTYS DAY I MAY HOOK YOU UP!!!


    SAVANNAH IS GOIN BE CRUNK!!
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  8. 03-15-2007, 03:47 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I didnt' bag it last night.

    Then I ran around the house telling Landon and them "Someone is getting an STD tonight."

    LOL, becaause its true.

    After my night last weekend i THINK i may have something....

    but my penis is fully functionable and working so i don't know
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    Oh yeah, as i type this i'm killing my 12 pack of natty light!!!!


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    I gotta work St. Patricks day.

    Damn it.

    Hey, wanna go to the health clinic together and get tested...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I gotta work St. Patricks day.

    Damn it.

    Hey, wanna go to the health clinic together and get tested...

    I mean if your 100% serious than i will go.......

    I'm almost scared...but if your serious lets do it!

    i just wanna make sure i'm good......ive been with some sluts in my lifetime
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    How else would my night involve me being knocked unconscious, then someone still giving a girl my number and talking her into coming over, and then having sex for a while before I have to piss and walking around the house naked with a hard on, while screaming "SOMEONE IS GETTING AN STD TONIGHT."
    that sounds...ummm....romantic?


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